The Yoinks

a washed yet unshowered retired video game player

"man remember when The Yoinks wasn't a bitch"

by The Yoinks November 16, 2023

Yoink

The act of sneakily stealing something fast from someone/something, with them knowing.

Francis: Look at my football! Cool, right?
Charles: Yoink!
Francis: Give that back!

by DoxxMoxx January 28, 2024

Yoink

Typical Lily sound.

Yoink, just a typical Lily sound.

by Behebej e May 7, 2023

Yoinking the Hog

A term that refers to "jacking off" or masturbating. Yoinking refers to the actual action, while the hog refers to the penis and is a common way to refer to such.

Terry: So, what'd you do all weekend.
Peter: Ah, I was yoinking the hog.

by Idon'tknowanymore December 23, 2022

Yoinks

"Yoinks" (noun) plural: derivative of "yoink" (verb)

To yoink is to snatch, grab, take etc.

Yoinks are the objects you have snatched, grabbed, taken, etc. Commonly used to describe ones personal loot in a game, or belongings that have been taken for oneself from another.

1.) After he had won a victory over his opponents, he gathered the loot, and left the battlefield with a full inventory of yoinks.

2.) These are my yoinks, go get your own.

3.) I bet if we go to (location) we can find some excellent yoinks just waiting for us to collect there.

by ThatWordDude January 5, 2023

Yoink

yoink is when you take something but it's as fast as yeet
Yoink is the opposite of yeet.

I just yoinked his girl

by yoink meister November 15, 2018

Yoink

To steal, catch, accelerate or shoot.

To yoink (to yoink or not to yoink, that is the question)

Yoinking (I am currently yoinking)

Yoinked (yesterday I yoinked your mom)

Yoinked/has yoinked (your loved ones are dead, for I have yoinked them)



A yoinker: someone who is dedicated to yoinking

That yoinker

Yoinkers; plural form of yoinker



Origin of the word yoink: the greek god yoinkus maximus, known for hes powers to yoink pears from children

Boy 1: Man, why you locked up?
Boy 2: I yoinked a man
Boy1: Understandable, have a great day

by The yonker November 20, 2018