woof me

The classy way of asking someone for a Cleveland Steamer.

Kind gentleman, would you do me a great honor and woof me.

by Bro-Central November 27, 2017

Woofing

Not getting down like that, Not going out that way

"Cut stop politicking we ain't woofing like that"

"Ight G 10-4"

by June 12, 2025

woofing

Discovering and participating in the work of a farm, in exchange for board and lodging, often abroad.

I'm gonna spend my summer holidays woofing in Canada.

by ElzearYoung April 07, 2023

Woofed

Messed up or fucked

Your hairline is woofed

That phone is woofed

by pulse_mstar October 02, 2020

Woofed

A PG13 way to say "Fucked". Created by the legendary twitch streamer MrJakeWoof

"Oh Beary just got woofed!"

"How are you doing motherwoofers?"

by ImJones November 26, 2018

woof woof mommy

damm you kinky ? probably has a mommy kink ngl

someone damm that girl looks fine af

someone2 on god woof woof mommy drools

by gayfuckkcauseimbord May 09, 2023

Woofe

a Woofe maximus, more commonly known as just a wild Woofe. Weighing in at around 230 kilograms and standing more than half a meter tall on three legs, this creature is capable of consuming bark, defenestrating political opponents, and using worldwide governments as cover to run an international drug cartel. The existence of such a creature has puzzled scientists for decades.
We believe the population of Woofe is currently racing to and may possibly be exceeding 65,000. At this point, this--this species is considered a threat to most native life in environments it’s introduced.

The Woofe is nature’s perfect predator.

Woofe suddenly turns and stares into your soul.

by Pyraciq November 08, 2022