the wooden squirrel

The act of a squirrel getting raped in the ass by a giant log.

the wooden squirrel is sexy

by trippyskippy January 13, 2011

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Old Wooden Cross

Right before ejackulation pull out and sit on the females stomach, lay a board or baseball bat across her chest and see if you can ejackulate over it.

I gave that girl the best old wooden cross of her life.

by TC SMITH May 9, 2008

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The Wooden Gavel

When you tap the head of your sleeping partner with your erect penis and in an authoritative manner, make a meaningful proclamation.

{thump thump thump}
BITCH! This dick isn't gonna suck itself! This is the Wooden Gavel!

by Alyssatard February 5, 2010

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A wooden toaster zombie

by A wooden toaster zombie November 12, 2019

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Whacking the chicken with a wooden spoon

Term used by women to hide the fact that they are masturbating instead of cooking dinner for their kids.

Kid: Mom! I'm hungry!
Mom: It'll be ready soon. I'm whacking the chicken with a wooden spoon.

by Thoxis October 27, 2018

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Jene Wooden

WRONG!! WiKiPEDiA iS RiGHT.

THiS DUMB BENCH (JENE WOODEN) iS WRONG.

by JFSIOAF May 2, 2009

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Big wooden box

A euphemism for a coffin.

He won’t retire until he’s taken out of the place in a big wooden box

by adirudi June 6, 2025

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