brownsville windshield wiper

A sexual act where after performing anal sex on your partner you helicopter your penis on the partner's stomach leaving shit streaks

Eating corn on the cob before sex ruined my plans to give my girlfriend a Brownsville Windshield Wiper

by BrownsvilleBob May 17, 2016

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Boston Windsock

While the woman is menstrating you fuck with a condom on. When finished you remove the condom, while holding by the tip you slap her in the face with it while yelling "wicked wind today!!"

I noticed mid fuck that the ol lady was ragging so I finished up and gave her a Boston windsock.

by Dikbut28 February 17, 2017

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Shit winds

An adjective to describe that feeling you get before everything goes to shit or it can be used to describe a shitty situation.

Cop 1: Shhh. Did you hear that Andy.
Cop 2: What is Mr.Larry.
Cop 1: It's the shit winds Andy they are blowing my boy.

by Lord busts a turd February 3, 2019

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Windshield Clown: in most cases an unskilled or un-certified glass technician. Most windshield clowns can be spotted when they lift the wiper blades up and then ‘’stuff’’ the windshield under the cowl instead of correctly removing the wiper blades and cowl and then installing the glass. A Windshield Clown's only concern is doing the replacement as quickly as possible negating customer safety with an improperly installed windshield. Windshield Clown's also like to use colorful tapes to tape the windshield in place. Use of correct adhesives require no tape to remain on the vehicle.

I see you have blue tape all over the edges of your windshield. You must have had a visit from a Windshield Clown.

by Chip Control August 23, 2018

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