Windy carrots

Throwing blind punches with no technique.

Throwing windies

“The silly cunt just started throwing windy carrots at everyone in sight”

by Teddyravish December 01, 2020

Windy City Winter Weight

The additional weight that people inexplicably, yet inevitably, put on after moving to Chicago.

Man, he really packed on the Windy City Winter Weight. Must’ve gone up 15-20 pounds since moving.

by Shrekenator February 14, 2024

Windy City Winter Weight

The additional body weight that people inexplicably, yet inevitably, put on when moving to Chicago.

Man, John really packed on that Windy City Winter Weight. Looks like at least 15-20 pounds.

by Shrekenator February 13, 2024

Windy City Winter Weight

The additional weight that people inexplicably, yet inevitably, put on after moving to Chicago.

Man, John really packed on the Windy City Winter Weight. Must’ve gone up 15-20 pounds since moving.

by Shrekenator February 13, 2024

Windy Gobbler

When you are eating a woman out, she queefs and it tickles your chin hair.

Bro, I was totally eating that tinder hoe out last night and she windy gobblered me.

by Th3OriginalOn3 June 24, 2018

Windy kitty

Female equivalent of free balling

She felt delicate, fresh and alive while sporting the a windy kitty

by Bitchassho69 January 14, 2018

Windy City

When she queefs at the same moment that you are hovering just outside the entrance and you blow a load right into the forthcoming gust, causing a spectacular blowback of cum droplets all over both parties.

Duuuude, just as I pulled out to spray a fresh coat of paint all over the front door, she blasted me with a Windy City! The cleanup was gnarly!

by SinTaxx October 17, 2020