Wiggle police

An individual that gets upset when you masturbate when he or she is not present to participate in the sexual activity.

Person 1- What did you do today?
Person 2 - Woke up at 9, ate something, showered and then wiggled my thing ( masturbated).
Person 1- Why did you do that without me? You are an asshole.
Person 2- Who do you think you are? The wiggle police? Shut the fuck up!!!

by Sleepy Dummy July 03, 2014

Wiggle Spasm

The uncontrollable urge to wiggle when something feels good.

He scratched my back and gave me a wiggle spasm because it felt good.

by istacy April 26, 2013

wiggle bops

Wiggle Bops is the semen that comes out of a flacid penis. This only happens to gay men named Andy.

I sure do love it when my boyfriend get his Wiggle Bops on me!

by Wiggle Bopping December 11, 2013

Public Wiggling

The act of touching someone's private part in a public setting.

Last night, she got really drunk and was public wiggling at the bar.

by Stojo May 10, 2014

The Rusty Wiggle

An unconscious squirming motion that is sometimes the result of anal leakage due to overconsumption of Greek Yogurt.

I've had yogurt for breakfast all week and now I'm doing the Rusty Wiggle.

by @JESTERWUZHERE March 03, 2022

Wiggle through

West coast word for "slide through"

"Im gonna wiggle through"

by Milthy March 09, 2017

Wiggle Biggles

My nuts

wiggle biggles are my nut

by The Schlumpy May 06, 2020