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eyes widen

A meme that came into popularity from a theodd1sout video. It's kind of a mockery of tween fanfic writers.
"My eyes widen so I can see his underwear in the dark trunk" - fanfic author
"Lmao!!" - everyone else
by awsumatid January 25, 2017
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World Wide Will

World Wide Will-aka www. A person by whom all search engines steadfastly rely upon for all of their facts and figures. He always has an answer for any and all questions and points of debate. There is zero doubt as to the authenticity of his interpretations. Google could not continue to survive without all of his vast amounts of knowledge to continuously update their data base.
Spanx: How do you find the hypotenuse of a triangle? Ryan: Hell I don't know. Just ask World Wide Will he'll have your solution to your problem pronto!
by Wbr549 April 4, 2019
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world wide handsome

world wide is Kim Seok-jin from bts
by alejandra_aldaco January 22, 2021
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World-Wide Access

A slang term made famous in Long Island by Astorian influencer J-Killah. It’s used primarily as a sales pitch when signing people up at a gym. Only the manager is able to grant someone world-wide access because as them being the manager, they could actually do that. Although the term is seen by most as a joke currently, in the past it was a great closing statement. The term is also coupled with a fake voucher discount used by J-Killah and is a 90% success rate when pitched correctly. The salesman must have a shaved head even if they’re not bald, a checkered dress shirt layered with a Black vest, and both hands directly tucked into their pockets to present a layer back “I don’t give a fuck” vibe.
Prospect: “Umm, I’m not sure if I’ll sign up today”
J-Killah: “I’ll grant you world-wide access
by Egbert June 28, 2022
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Ur mom is so wide

Mostly used my 8 year old after losing a game of Fortnite.

Also used when they win a game but they have done squat shit to help there team
Your mom is so wide she can’t go thru the door
by Rhdudjskdkckf April 7, 2021
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Middex Brenntag Wiederzwiebel (né Dreckiger-Dan), also known for inventing the light bulb, is a non-national holiday in Germany set on the third 'Brenntag' (meaning: thursday) of October every 4 years. (Not to be confused with the leapyear)
The origin goes back to the year 1690 when Mr. Midday 'Mittags' Mahlzeit shot his first goal in a non-virtual football game after trying for over 2,5 Minutes. Nobody in the audience believed that he could actually pull this off. His opponent often tried to go for the ball (2 times) but did not have good leg-day coordination. So he fell every time before hitting the ball.
When Mr. Mittags shot the goal, the airhornes could be heard from nearly half a dozen football fields away and shifted the not-so-national sport into a fiesta. Mr. Mahlzeit found his true passion in the sport and the audience was out of this world (aliens and stuff).
He shared his jubilation through the sheer high frequence repetition of the phrase 'Ich haben es' (translates to: 'I got it'). This eventually reached the mayor and she was impressed by his skill to communicate and found it really repetetive aswell but also extremely influential. Thus the Middex Brenntag Wiederzwiebel holiday was born. This is still celebrated to this day but had a non-significant break due to new rulers in the town from 1694 until 2018. So starting 2022, the 56th anniversary of this revolutionary holiday will take place in all its glory all over some small towns and cities withing Germany.
'What a lovely Middex Brenntag Wiederzwiebel it is today! No work and lots of freedom to play rogget liech!'
by ZEKW October 16, 2022
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