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Whisker Biscuit

The act of one unleashing a meaty fart in their pet's face, causing said pet to relentlessly lick their whiskers in order to savor the flavor.
My cat grey licks his lips when he's about to receive a whisker biscuit, especially on taco night.
by Bobknob69 August 26, 2015
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box and whisker plot

n. a vagina its surrounding pubic hairs (the box being the vagina and the whiskers being the pubes)

origin: a box and whisker plot, used in descriptive statistics, describes a set of data using the minimum, lower quartile, median, upper quartile, and maximum
Awww yeah the girl I hooked up with had the nicest-looking box and whisker plot I've ever seen.
by Dehveh Rawbar March 9, 2009
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buttered whisker biscuit

The vaginal area of a woman who is heavily aroused and very, very wet. "Buttered" is added to the existing phrase whisker biscuit once it has reached a state of slippery wetness akin to that of something that has been buttered.
Yeah, I'm gonna get me a little of that ol' buttered whisker biscuit tonight!
by boerbabe May 27, 2006
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whisker biscuit with cheese

a whisker biscuit with a helping of vaginal nastiness such as yeast infection, or any other variety of crotch rot
She fucks so many guys she has to have a whisker biscuit with cheese.

I found out the hard way that Holly has a whisker biscuit with cheese-- I fuckin hate cheese!
by Tank178 October 6, 2005
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quivering whisker biscuit

by Dick Basile March 24, 2003
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whisker lickin' raw

when he ate you out so good you came and came again...but you were raw the next day from his stubble.
Geez, Brenda why are you walking so funny?? Oh man I had the best whisker lickin' raw time ever last night!! I came and came again!! Damn that boy for not shavin' again! I knew I liked that hairy chin for a reason!!! DAMMIT!
by BrenJen August 30, 2006
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Whisker Biscuit

A cocktail consisting of 50% Jager, 50% Hot 100.
Damn it's cold, pass me that flask of Whisker Biscuit.
by frogCheeseburger June 24, 2015
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