Porno Wedding

A movie that has not yet been made, but should be.

"Hey! Let's go watch Porno Wedding!" Little Tom said. (After all, it was the only action that Little Tom could get.)

by qu2samantha December 8, 2003

Royal Wedding

A sexual act; where a White male has anal sex with a Black female while she is menstruating, and pulls out, comes on her ass then throws a handful of confetti on his load.

yo bro, i need to get it in tonight, but my girl is on the rag.
Thats ok dude! you can have a Royal Wedding!

by Johnny Holeshot May 21, 2011

Canadian Wedding

a euphemism for a same-sex union which may or may not actually take place in Canada.

Didn't you hear? Adam and Steve are finally having their Canadian wedding is this weekend!

by MisplacedPgher April 21, 2010

Eskimo wedding

Eskimo wedding is when a man attends the wedding of a woman he has fucked before.

I fucked this super hot chick in college and now she is getting married. This is going to be an awesome Eskimo wedding. I hope my Eskimo brother doesn't get mad that I banged his wife before.

by J DogG August 31, 2012

wedding vail

when you unleash your load on to a womans forehead so it runs down over their face giving the immpression of a wedding vail!

"spunk on head, watch it dribble down, laugh" = wedding vail

by nx0691 August 7, 2007

American Wedding

Funniest. Movie. Ever.

I love watching Stiffler on American Wedding.

by Mr. Obvious February 14, 2004

Cossack Wedding

The theoretical outcome of a complete and total military invasion of Ukraine by the Russian Federation. While Ukraine would be destroyed, Russia would have no chance of winning the war and defeating Ukraine. The historic Cossack bloodline of Ukrainians would fiercely awaken to lead a guerrilla war so intense that Vladimir Putin would be forced to send thousands of dead Russian aggressors in massive swarms of trucks back home across the border.

Don’t worry! Even though Russia has one of the strongest militaries in the world, Putin would never even try to fully invade Ukraine! He knows it would be a Cossack Wedding.

by Jonathan Coleman November 28, 2018