The Wedding Singer

An amazing movie starring Adam Sandler and Drew Berrymore. Its basically about a poor wedding singer in '85 who falls in love with a waitress. Very good movie :) highly suggest it

wow, adam sandler's mullet in the wedding singer is the shit

The Wedding Singer by MasqueradingAngels March 29, 2011

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Canadian Wedding Night

One person wearing flannel covers them self in maple syrup and another person fucks them while apologizing profusely.

"Hey Bob what's the 5 gallons of maple syrup for, eh?"
"Oh, I'm just having a good ol' Canadian Wedding Night."

"I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. OH GOD I'M SORRY. EH."

Canadian Wedding Night by MOOSEFUCKER November 22, 2014

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Arkansas Wedding Cake

Sliced white sandwich bread. Usually used to sop up the remains on a plate or to wipe the mouth. Edible napkin.

We had a lovely meal of fried chicken and gravy. I grabbed some Arkansas Wedding Cake, wiped my mouth, and ate it.

Arkansas Wedding Cake by Tap Dancin Jimmy August 10, 2012

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portuguese wedding

A form of snuff film wherein a woman is gangbanged by a group of men who are all then subsequently killed while the woman survives.

I watched the best portuguese wedding video the other day

portuguese wedding by Mr.Quackers5380 June 1, 2017

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Snake's Wedding

Can be used to define either;

a. Behind the TV where all the leads have become a tangled mess.

b. The drawer in everybody's house that is filled with tangled up old computer/phone charging wires and leads that no-one uses anymore.

"I need to unplug the Tivo but it's like a Snake's Wedding behind here!"

Snake's Wedding by oldestridelongestline March 10, 2015

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pink elephant wedding

A wedding where something is obviously very wrong, or out of place
Where everyone knows about it but no one will talk about it
In most cases the bride or groom is secretly gay

"Everyone but the bride knows the groom is gay. It's gonna be a pink elephant wedding!"

pink elephant wedding by MadCheshireCat September 12, 2005

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Kardashian Wedding

A social term used to describe a commitment one fails to give serious consideration, then instantly regrets and fails to fulfill.

When rich nerd boy asked the head cheerleader to the prom, she first said yes but then pulled a Kardashian Wedding and went with the quarterback instead.

Kardashian Wedding by FroomAJ November 2, 2011

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