feasible weasel

The most annoying thing/person on the planet, Does not know when to stop talking, Inappropriate in every situation imaginable.

'That guy is feasible weasel'

by Dubstep Forum User September 25, 2007

Sleepy weasel

The act of acting like you’re falling asleep and/ or destructions , so you can put your head in someone’s lap to perform oral sex.

That girl was being a sleepy weasel last night after one drink.

by Berick johnson September 10, 2019

Greased weasel

When you have a shit that comes out your butt hole really fast like a greased weasel out of a small hole

Tony said "man that shit came out my butt hole like a greased weasel

by The bunny shoe March 17, 2021

Weasel Slapper

A male that chronically masturbates to internet porn. Typically unemployed, lives with parents and can't otherwise function without his dick in his hand.

Carl's a weasel slapper. He doesn't work, lives at home with mommy and faps all day to like 10 different porn site accounts.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

weasel in trousers

a lesbian "player", generally of the more androgynous gender presentation and very charismatic.

Shane from the L-word is clearly a weasel in trousers.

by AuntF October 16, 2010

Weasel Tamer

One who is good at getting their ways with men, especiall in sexual matters but not always.

Damn, cara is being such a weasel tamer today. she has bob, jim, and dave wrapped around her finger.

cait is now the official weasel tamer, seeing as how she just broke up with her boyfriend

by Hanban March 13, 2005

Weasel Snoop

Verb: to probe or explore, without consent, an anus or crevice similar to a weasel searching for food.

I swear woman if you don't do the dishes I'm going to weasel snoop you.

by not yos April 13, 2011