Warp Piano

Pianos powered by the Merge Cube, used to teleport anywhere with a given tune.

Warp Pianos are cool

by Randonarchy April 2, 2021

Warp Train

When one man ejaculates inside of a woman, then Ubers her to another man's house where the second man will ejaculate inside of her within the span of ten minutes.

Person 1: "Yo Dave, I just nutted in this chick, we're hitting a Warp Train."
Person 2: "Sick, how long has it been?"
Person 1: "9 minutes."
Person 2: "What the fuck man!"

by renlovesslovakia August 17, 2025

Warp

A hairy assed man who enjoys peanut butter and jelly wraps.

Warpy Mac loves peanut butter and jelly wraps.

by The rouging rat August 13, 2024

The WARP effect

When you look back on the messages of a group chat and see that the other members were involved in a lengthy discourse about the most ridiculous, disturbing, idiotic, strange, unethical or controversial topics. Despite this extreme discussion, your evaluation of those people is not changed because you either assume they are not serious or you believe they are of the nature of expressing opinions or saying things that are ridiculous, disturbing, idiotic, etc.

Person 1: "My friends will just say the strangest things in the group chat"
Person 2: "Does it change how you view them?"
Person 1: "No, not really"
Person 2: "That is what is often refered to as the WARP effect"

by Opigator April 14, 2025

Warp Core Breach

An excuse for Geordi La Forge to do a cool barrel roll under an engineering door. Also when a Star Trek starship's engine is about to explode.

"COOLANT LEAK! We have a coolant leak in the engine core, I estimate two minutes to a warp core breach!"

by ClaymoreCountry December 23, 2022

Time Warp Trio

Time Warp Trio is an underrated 2005 cartoon about a boy whose family are magicians with the ability to use magic inherently based on time travel and goes on adventures with his two best friends and sometimes his future great granddaughter and her two best friends whilst trying to take down his evil uncle.

Person 1:did you catch the latest episode of time warp trio?.
Person 2: no what happened?.

by WarpWizard2637 February 25, 2024

pussy warp

A warp in the very fabric of the space-time continuum caused by the power of the pussy.

I can’t believe it’s already 4 o’clock. I been in a pussy warp.

by BadB93 August 7, 2022