Walmart Rider

An insult used to describe incompetent people who take the scooters at Walmart cause they're too lazy to walk. This term is typically used in a normal setting to call someone overweight or very lazy. (or both)

Person A: That Sky chick is a Walmart rider
Person B: I know, I wish she would actually be more helpful

by Chica8759 March 26, 2022

Walmart Girl

A woman who from her appearance is evident that she shops exclusively at Walmart and bites her nails and has bland personality

what is that girl wearing is she a Walmart girl

by brownfromindia April 15, 2023

Walmart Lap

A run at a steady gentle pace around Walmart (or another large store) before buying/looking at items in the store, typically done in a herd of more than 5.

Group of friends: *Starts trying on clothes and wandering around Walmart*
Jack: “Hey assholes, we didn’t do our Walmart Lap yet, put that shit down and start running!”

by Hammer27 May 11, 2023

A Walmart Surprise

When someone shoves a frozen sausage up your

ass while licking it at the same time in a Walmart bathroom

Hey Jimbo open wide I'm about to give a Walmart Surprise.

by Niggaz in my butthole May 15, 2020

don't go to Walmart

A snarky way of saying "stay on target". (Since Walmart and Target are the two big department store chains in the US, saying "don't go to Walmart" is meant to conjure up the familiar phrase "star on target". )

While Jasper works with Becky on their joint science project, constructing a psychodelic ant farm, Jasper says "Hey I think the new Taco Bell on 4th street gets the order right more than any place in town."
Becky responds by handing him the super-glue and says "Jasper, don't go to Walmart on me."

by valleylad December 13, 2014

Walmart

Like the cocaine for Rednecks, they just can't stop coming to this economic bully. Walmart is run by fat stupid bald guys who hunt for badgers in their spare time and actually bought that stupid mounted fish that wriggles and sings.

"Hey mom! Look! a Badger Shooting game for only FIVE DOLLARS!!! Yippee!! YODELYODELYODEL!!!!"

by i do not want any stalkers January 20, 2006

WalMart Connection

A internet connection that is very laggy

I cant hit this guy he is laggy so much he must have a WalMart Connection

by CANINE February 19, 2008