Walking Eagle

Allegedly an old Native American term for a bird so full of sh*t it can no longer fly. In the last 10 years, this term has been applied to a number of politicians with comical and seemingly plausible back stories.

Senator Barack Obama was invited to adress a major gathering of the American Indian nation two weeks ago in upstate New York. he spoke of his future plans for increasing every native Americans standard of living, should he one day become president. He referred to his positive voting record on Native American issues as a member of the senate. Although the senator was vauge about the details of his plan he seemed very enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping his "red brothers and sisters". At the end of his speech the tribes presented the senator with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name-" Walking Eagle". The proud senator then departed to his motorcade, smiling and waving to the crowd. After his departure a local news reporter who was interviewing a group of chiefs who represented the Indian nations at the conference asked how they had selected the name they had given the senator, and it's meaning. They explained that "Walking Eagle" is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.

by Mortis525 May 8, 2014

The Walking Dead

Comic series and now popular televison show on AMC created by Robert Kirkman. One of the best TV shows on the air today.

Person 1: Hey, did you see The Walking Dead last night?

Person 2: YES! I'm pretty pissed that my favorite character got eaten though.

by oceanic815 November 12, 2012

walking meme

tom holland

tom holland is a walking meme

by tomsquacksons July 30, 2018

Arkansas Walking Crip

When you and 5 or more friends hire an elderly (must be 70 and older) prostitute with cane. As ritual in Arkansas the youngest male of the group must shove the handle end of the cane inside the vagina of the prostitute. If done correctly the prostitute will have a third "leg" which will assist her in walking. Also known as an AWC

*2 guys in a car*
Guy 1:Check out that prostitute!
Guy 2:Woah you see that cane! She's an Arkansas Walking Crip!
Guy 1:See knows her way around the block with a few guys.
Guy 1:She definitely got AIDS.

by cotajmahal August 28, 2012

Walking taco

Available females.

I hope this party has walking tacos the last one was a sausage fest.

by pseudidilyodonym November 23, 2009

Walking Petri Dish

Someone who has had sex with so many people that they are virtually guaranteed to have multiple STD's. Similar to a walking STD.

Me: "Pat and John are walking petri dishes."

Jane: "I know, they're total male sluts."

by PennieGirl August 11, 2005

knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk

n.) a truly envious condition, indeed. To have consumed so much alcohol that most of one's motor skills are severely impaired. One in this condition will walk on his or her knees to decrease the distance he or she may fall in the event of a tumble, thus limiting injury, and the commode hugging comes in when the individual prays to regurgitate, thereby alleviating some of the associated nausea. The snot-slinging simply appears to be a side-effect--however when spoken to, a person in this condition will spray a combination of mucus and spit to who ever he or she is conversing with.

Alex drank way too many Tequia Fannybangers and did too many jello shots last night and wound up knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk before half the party guests arrived.

by Blenderhead1991 May 19, 2009