Ghetto Wal Mart

The Wal Mart that has all the best movies, potato chips, kool-aid, Cheapest Alcohol and Sugar. One aisle just for food stamps, express aisle in case someone is running from the police and needed to stop there for a minute. Instead of Subway there is a roscoes chicken and waffles, and a currency exchange. There are usually 18 registers but only 3 cashiers working. The rest of the cashiers are giving you the look like "you better not get in my aisle". Then when you go through and pay they don't speak or say thank-you. In fact they roll their eyes and seem mad that you even came.
Hey make sure you put on your bullet proof vest before you go to the Ghetto Wal Mart to get the bread.
by Monie Luv July 11, 2008
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Wal Mart camo

When you wear your crappiest, hole filled, and stained clothing to Wal Mart so that you can blend into the environment.
Unless you want to recreate a scence from Deliverance, you better put on your Wal Mart camo!
by gigger06 August 17, 2010
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Wal-mart mother

A mother who often shops at wal-mart and who swears at her kids in front of everybody. The wal-mart mother is often single and a bit crazy so she often threatens violence upon her kids.
I like these wal-mart mothers who swear at their children: "JEFFREY YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT! GET THE FUCK BACK HERE OR I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!
by The roguesmiler August 03, 2010
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wal-mart rent

To buy something from wal-mart with the intention of taking it back in the near future, only.
Joe: It sure would be nice to have some noise cancelling headphones for the airplane ride, but i dont feel like spending $50 for them.
Bryan: Wal-Mart rent that shit!
by allyourbase1081 June 15, 2007
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Wal-Mart feet

A person whose feet are brown and gritty, presumably from walking barefoot. The name honors the ill-behaved, shoeless, and generally diapered hoodrat offspring running around every Wal-Mart on the globe.
Damn girl! For lookin' so fine you got some nasty ass Wal-Mart feet!
by DipTester May 08, 2007
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Wal Mart Mentality

When someone habitually buys the cheapest whatever available, only to have to replace it every three months.
My girlfriend had to buy new shoes every other month! Thank god I broke her of the wal mart mentality.
by Pyrochazm March 18, 2011
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Wal-Mart Crap

1: The unexplainable need to go to the bathroom when shopping at Wal-Mart. It always occurs when you are furthest from the bathrooms. The Wal-Mart crap is not unique to Wal-Mart alone. It is also known as the Home Depot crap, Target Crap, etc.

2: Also a term to describe the cheap and inferior nature of goods purchased at Wal-Mart.
Dude, I was in the sporting goods department, concentrating too hard on the fishing tackle, and the Wal-Mart crap struck me!
by Coog1983 July 22, 2009
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