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Waking Insomnia

A mental state where your thought process is exactly the same as when you experience insomnia. Generally understood to be triggered by intense and prolonged boredom, from which the patient cannot physically escape, and so psychologically removes them self from their situation.
Over spring break, Jane had to go with her parents to her great-uncle's funeral. When she got back to University, she binge drank to forget the awful memory of experiencing "Waking Insomnia" from sitting through the endless ceremonies for the dead Uncle she didn't give a fuck about.
by thecrippler June 30, 2011
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wake down

Jordan: "...at 8 i wake down and pretend i am fine"
by Krkič November 11, 2019
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Wake The Fallen

Gig Harbor Deathcore band. Last known survivors of the North West Metal Alliance.
The worst band in the Puget Sound.
Dude, I went and saw Wake The Fallen at Club Impact last night, they fucking suck dick dude. What a group of assmashers.
by mojoejoejoejoe November 1, 2008
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Dubious Waking

This is the intentional ''evil'' act of waking up friends on your contact list in the middle of the night by either calling ,texting or sending them BBM messages just because you are having difficulties sleeping for one reason or another. This is mostly done with a huge smile/grin on your face.
Steve: Gary you look so tired, rough night ?

Gary: I am a victim of Kamir's 'Dubious Waking'. He kept ringing my phone in the middle of the night and hanging up immediately.
by Kamosirous August 3, 2011
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wake and bake

To smoke dank buds after you wake up after that long night of smokin buds.
play-dough loves to wake n bake.
by bill September 8, 2003
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Wake and Cake

For females or weird males who get up in the morning and use large amounts of make up
I was looking super tore up so I wake and caked this morning
by Austin42g August 15, 2010
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Fart Wake

The ripple of stench left by a coworker as they walk down the hall, often on their way from the bathroom but frequently just to spread the incriminating evidence.
Stepping out of my cubicle, I encountered a nasty fart wake left by mike down the hall.
by never7 February 4, 2009
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