Skip to main content

russian waterslide

Can only be performed by old russian men. The russian waterslide is the act of attending a water park and penetrating young prey, of your choice while riding down a waterslide all while the arm is elbow deep in the anoose of the young prey wowza
Russian Man:"alright alex, time for a russian waterslide"
Alex: "AYE PAPI "

* screams heard throughout the country
by aben6969 December 3, 2013
mugGet the russian waterslide mug.

Treading in black waters

Treading in black waters means you are fighting or argueing with someone and you are JUST on the verge of telling them to fuck off. You can only use this term when you are about to end an arguement or a friendship/agreement. Should be used if you are completley ready to lose this persons trust and affection.
After James starting being a smartass and splitting hairs with me about how the server operated, I warned him he was treading in black waters.
by Aethon Warrior November 14, 2009
mugGet the Treading in black waters mug.

wages

A butchering of the original word "wages" (way'-jez). Often made by Latin students who believe all g's shouldn't not be pronounced like j's.
"The wages are incredible... I mean wages... With a soft g..."
by Griffin February 28, 2005
mugGet the wages mug.

test the waters

After finger fucking your girls dripping cheeseburger, give her a hug and sneakily sniff your juiced up fingers to see if she's safe to go down on for the growl....
Jayson: Hey simmo, did you test the waters on that amazon/cave dwelling lookin bitch?
Simmo: Yeah, she smelt like a dead ferret, but i still went it anyway!
by Dicko_81 December 28, 2008
mugGet the test the waters mug.

charlie waters

Guy 1: how was stuff with sarah last night?
Guy 2: well good, she gave me a well nice charlie waters
by uycedwxs August 26, 2007
mugGet the charlie waters mug.

Test the waters

When a man sticks his toes in a woman’s vagina to “test the waters”, similar to how someone might stick their toes in a pool to test the temperature.
Before I had sex last night, I had to test the waters to make sure there was nothing wrong with her vagina.
by Bopmeister June 5, 2018
mugGet the Test the waters mug.

Magic Waters

The shittiest water park in Cherry Valley (near Rockford) Actually the shittiest waterpark in the world. Working there sucks more than attending.

Filled with Mexicans, all the time. Sometimes they are clothed, sometimes wearing swimsuits.
I just took a Magic Waters dump.
by Johnny Benjamin April 16, 2009
mugGet the Magic Waters mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email