a god among us. some have said that he possesses powers, some consider to be… unnatural. he can clear the sacred text of E-Mathinstruction in a single motion of his finger, and can stay so incredibly still it has seemed he has stopped time. this unexplainable phenomenon is known as The Pause. people have been known to get caught staring into his soul while he stares back at the mortal, never flinching in the slightest, while the weak human only becomes hypnotized. there is rare times when Kirk is seen to make a mistake while explaining his mathematical formulas, but it is only to make the human feel better about themselves. kirk is also known to be involved in many of the major crimes throughout his immortal lifespan, which is more valuable evidence to why he is drained of all emotions.
little is known about kirk’s home life, there is theories that he is an interdimensional shapeshifter, who travels the metaverse in search for more intelligent lifeforms than the ones on this planet Earth.
little is known about kirk’s home life, there is theories that he is an interdimensional shapeshifter, who travels the metaverse in search for more intelligent lifeforms than the ones on this planet Earth.
kirk weiler helped me with my math homework, and later that night i saw him appear in my dreams in all different forms. he was the trees, the grass, the flowers, everything. kirk was the world, and the world was kirk. greatest night of my life
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