welfare

Social assistance for those unable or choosing not to work. Free money.

"Work harder, millions on welfare depend on you!"

by Heywood May 27, 2003

future welfare mom in training

Stuck Up middle or high school cheerleader,especially one with loose morals.

Since athletes and cheerleaders are the first ones to "Pair Off", they usually wind up spitting out kids before any of their classmates. Their "firstborn" is usually conceived on the night of the prom, as their classmates point to her and say:"That's a Future Welfare Mom In Training"!

by RTBSTRD November 2, 2013

feel like welfare

To feel your worst. Feeling gross.

Sally drank a flat of beer last night...The next morning when she woke, she turns to her boyfriend and says..."Man!, I feel like welfare today!"

You go camping for a week without washing or brushing your teeth...chances are "YOU FEEL LIKE WELFARE!"

by knifer May 23, 2008

welfare

lazy ass people who mooch off people who work!

My neighbor who sleeps all day and ignores her kid is on welfare.

by SiCkOfYoU September 19, 2005

welfare white

When you have had a white piece of clothing for a while, it turns welfare white.

Andrew shirt is so dingy, it looks welfare white.

by Meiparella December 3, 2017

WTALF

What the actual living fuck. Used when your are a big bot

Wtalf is wrong with you Richard.

by PnuggsTheGreat February 20, 2019

Welford

A black man from Detroit
A black man who exploits
Might seem hard but he is soft
As soft as a mother's bosom
A black man who reads
a black man who has tried weed
7 is his lucky number
7 is also the size of his "member"
skating 7 times a week
Equipped with his mighty spear
This man does not feel fear
for the just, does not need sleep

Black woman: Wow, did you meet Welford?
Black woman 2 : Yeah, He seems really sophisticated!

by Sasuke's mommy September 24, 2019