Hoof and Woof

Another term for the childhood illness; foot in mouth disease that is typically passed from child to child in daycare settings.

Just got a call from my kids doctor. My kid caught a case of the hoof and woof from that nasty daycare.

by sheepdog1 October 20, 2021

dingle dangle woof-woof

Verb : An idiotic noise, usually made in someone’s sleep.

You were Dingle dangle woof-woofing last night!

by William Shakesphere May 19, 2022

King Woofy

Leadership or dominance. The state or condition of being superior to all.

King Woofy - (Ascendancy) Guidance or leading the pack.

by King Woofy November 24, 2019

woofuckery

Woofuckery is a derogatory and dismissive term used to refer to beliefs/ideas/claims that are considered nonsense.

The combination of woo and fuckery:

woo (or woo woo) = Ideas that are irrational or based on cherry-picked/poorly sourced 'evidence' or are supernatural in source or power.

fuckery = Nonsense; Total bullshit.

#woo #woowoo #bullshit #fuckery #pseudoscience #scam

Thinking that Ebola can be cured by homeopathy is complete and utter woofuckery!

by VioletVision December 4, 2014

Woofer

A big ol doggo.

What the fuck is woofer?

A big ol doggo.

by Bonanebade September 11, 2016

woofles

An affectionate term for more than one dog. An alternative to doggos, doggies, pups.

The dog walker enjoyed taking an afternoon stroll with her favorite group of woofles... until one of them decided to chase after a squirrel!

by N.Manzana November 10, 2020

pit woofie

A "pit woofie", would be to stock car racing, what a "groupie" is to the rock and roll world.

"Why don't you come back later on and you and me will find us a couple low mileage 'pit woofies' and help 'em build a memory." -L. Q. "Sonny" Clemmons

by demon646 February 5, 2010