An individual that gets upset when you masturbate when he or she is not present to participate in the sexual activity.
Person 1- What did you do today?
Person 2 - Woke up at 9, ate something, showered and then wiggled my thing ( masturbated).
Person 1- Why did you do that without me? You are an asshole.
Person 2- Who do you think you are? The wiggle police? Shut the fuck up!!!
Person 2 - Woke up at 9, ate something, showered and then wiggled my thing ( masturbated).
Person 1- Why did you do that without me? You are an asshole.
Person 2- Who do you think you are? The wiggle police? Shut the fuck up!!!
by Sleepy Dummy July 03, 2014
by cr0nusampora June 12, 2021
by Awesomeboy3,000 May 09, 2020
The action necessary when a woman uses the restroom and she is out of toilet paper. In most cases she can access tissue close by.
I was wiggle dripping today because my new jobs restroom lacked toilet paper. I’ll make sure that doesn’t happen again.
by EyeChristy May 15, 2019
Fluid wiggling is Travel conducted in a manner that dodges authorities.
Fluid wiggling is only available when the traveler surrenders all self guidance and becomes willing to trust faithfully an intuitively guided path off of 'gut' feelings...which then allows them to arrive at their destination safely...in a round about manner.
Fluid wiggling is only available when the traveler surrenders all self guidance and becomes willing to trust faithfully an intuitively guided path off of 'gut' feelings...which then allows them to arrive at their destination safely...in a round about manner.
by ultravividspec December 20, 2020
Maya: "I just saw a flock of wiggle feet!"
Bert: "What are those"
Maya: "it's a brown and black bird that wiggles when it walks"
Bert: "That's rad, I want a wiggle foot !"
Bert: "What are those"
Maya: "it's a brown and black bird that wiggles when it walks"
Bert: "That's rad, I want a wiggle foot !"
by Banananananassss August 01, 2016