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Wal-Mart Crap

1: The unexplainable need to go to the bathroom when shopping at Wal-Mart. It always occurs when you are furthest from the bathrooms. The Wal-Mart crap is not unique to Wal-Mart alone. It is also known as the Home Depot crap, Target Crap, etc.

2: Also a term to describe the cheap and inferior nature of goods purchased at Wal-Mart.
Dude, I was in the sporting goods department, concentrating too hard on the fishing tackle, and the Wal-Mart crap struck me!
by Coog1983 July 21, 2009
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Wal Mart Mentality

When someone habitually buys the cheapest whatever available, only to have to replace it every three months.
My girlfriend had to buy new shoes every other month! Thank god I broke her of the wal mart mentality.
by Pyrochazm April 4, 2011
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Wal-Mart Spinners

Cheap hubcaps that look like Spinners. Cost about $99 at Wal-Mart, eisle 8 in the tires department. May be found on cars such as a Neon, Geo, or a Pinto or any car that a wanna be G drives.
Wanna be Player:
Hey , guh(girl)look at my new spinners, they Spreewells.
Young Lady: Stop playin' them is Wal-Mart Spinners.
by J.A.M August 27, 2005
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wal-mart bingo

When going into a wal-mart store you and a buddy have to pick 3 types of people each that may be in the store. These people are common people in the store like nascar famalies, camoflauge family, sports jersey wearing guy, and creepy poneytail guy.
guy 1: Lets go to wal-mart to see the trash there.
guy 2: ok, lets play wal-mart bingo.
by I h8 wal-mart 1 November 27, 2011
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Wal-Mart Hot

a nice looking redneck chick - toothless or not
Did you see Daisy on the beach in that hot pink bikini?!? Man she was Wal-Mart Hot!
by Rich N' Smooth November 16, 2005
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Wal-Mart Whore

A cheap whore.
Riddled with stupidity and all other sorts of diseases.
We're lowering prices and rolling inventory... on to her back...
by Healgib April 11, 2005
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Wal-Mart Republican

Wal-Mart Republican (noun)
The illegitimate cousin of the Wall-Street Republican who based on economic circumstance should be a Democrat. But because of certain prejudices identifies with the GOP. These prejudices include, racism,bigotry,homophobia,religious zealotry and sexism. There is also a strong tendency to follow NASCAR, display the confederate flag and affix an NRA sticker on ones pick up even though the membership dues were never paid.
Larry:
Jim Bob, how in the hell can you be a Republican? You live in a trailer, have no health insurance and no savings or investments whatsoever.
Jim Bob:
That black ass, muslim, homo lover ain't takin' my guns away!
Larry:
Oh, I see. You are a Wal-Mart Republican!
by Plunka! March 17, 2011
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