waffle stomp

the act of stepping on feces in the shower as to push it down the drain through the slotted drain cover creating a waffle like poop squirt. waffle stomped - past, waffle stomping - present progressive waffle stomper - nasty hoe

After eating some taco bell, bad bottom bitch Bobby used his fleet enema while taking a shower at the local bath house. To his horror, the drain cover was welded in place, forcing Bobby to waffle stomp the massive dookie down the drain.

by HellaGood1999 June 17, 2018

Waffy

famous transsexual polyglot blackhat and developer of many multiplayer game hacks / countless exploits.

absolute legend in the MMO game community.

previously a popular hacker under the alias Hex, which was a meme name that came from MMO chat filters "have hex with me".

sometimes identifies as chloe or sarah.

person: yo what up waffy
waffy (girl voice): Hör auf, Nigger Noob zu reden
person: what the fuck are you saying
waffy (nibba voice): я собираюсь трахнуть тебя

by darkcomet August 29, 2020

Bonus Waffle

A token parting gift given to the visitor of a one-night-stand. While the gift is traditionally a waffle, the gift may range from a Pop Tart and a high-five to a knowing, wordless nod as your partner exits your apartment.

"Where'd you get the Eggo?"

"Bonus Waffle from last night. Hey, do we have any syrup?"

by Nick Soapdish April 22, 2013

stop waffling

When someone is chatting bare shit you need to tell them to 'stop waffling'

Twat - 'I shagged your mum and then shit on your dads chest because I have dyslexia'

Friend - 'Stop waffling you pure wasteman'

by PussyMuncher900 April 10, 2017

Chicago waffle

Taking a shit in someone's laptop and closing it.

"He was being a fucking douchebag so when he left I gave him a Chicago waffle as a nice surprise for when he came back."

by SloppyToppy November 3, 2015

waffe

Waffe is the man. He is usually the fattest/tallest guy in the friend group/crew. He is occasionally funny but is also serious at times. He knows all about random shit like firecrackers. You get mad at him but you can't hate him, he is that guy. He is usually not very intelligent and one of the dumbest people you know but that's why you love him so much.

WAFFE- yo guys wanna use some firecrackers
MAtt- ok sure but they aren't legal in this state
Waffe- ight

by CODSTINGRAY444 October 28, 2013

Wafeeq

A really awesome person with amazing eyes that are easy to get lost in. They sometimes remind you of an innocent little deer and are so difficult to not love. They are very artistic, sweet, and very hug-able.

Person 1: Hey, that guy over there has amazing eyes. He's cute, too.

Person 2: Oh, him? That's Wafeeq.

by Ornitier October 6, 2010