wad it do

Is sland for "hey what's up?" or "What are you doing?" I have never used this slang however to ask "what did it do?" lol so anytime you wanna text your friend and say hi, simply say "wad it do?"

friend- "wad it do yo?"

friend2- "not much playa just chillen"

by salleelzbth April 26, 2009

Wad wiper

a maid/cleaner at any hotel room who ends up cleaning someone's jizz off the bed, wall or any other place it might have been ejaculated.

My main job title is "maid" but I am merely a glorified wad wiper.

by Katherine January 14, 2004

Comp-wad

A computer nerd who has a vast knowledge of computers and uses his confusing computer vocabulary to pick-up chicks. A computer-was also spends a great deal of time in front of a computer screen. At school, think their bad ass when they play unreal tournament when they teacher is not looking.

1) Rochester: Dude...James tried to pick-up Marcy by calling her a sexy giga-babe....then he tried to show her how his intel processor works.
Francis: WAT A COMP-WAD...
Rochester: Wanna play counter-strike?
Francis: Chyea

2) Jimmy: Hey Cindy want me to demonstrate you how a male-connecting plug from my laptop connects with a female socket?
Cindy: Ur sucha comp-wad...go suck on ur usb key...

by loblaws September 22, 2007

FLEM wad

A fan of the webcomic FLEM, or one who enjoys the cartoons of J. L. Grant - created 1999, origin unknown.

I knew he was a FLEM wad when he showed up at the club dressed like Faith in the Lesbian Ninja storyline.

by Beezus October 30, 2004

swallow a wad

A deragatory phrase similar to "eat a dick" or "fuck off"

Girl - "You're an asshole"
Guy - "Swallow a wad"

by Ryan Q October 11, 2005

Fuck wad

Something or someone that's just a big ol' bunch of nothing but total fuck. Someone who is both an idiot and mean, at the same time. Can be shortened to "fwad".

Jesse always gives all the new employees a really hard time because he knows he can get most of them to quit. He's a real fuck wad (fwad).

by Lisa Dwyer March 26, 2007

tight wad

comes from brian (sexy) and is a phrase...a person who never spends money

"just buy the paper you tight wad!"

by miwanda and ameh November 22, 2004