venturing into the jungle

when two guys get drunk together, and it's just them alone in the house on a saturday night... things can happen the two (straight) guys would never say occured.

"jeez man... i can't even remember that party last night, but i think i ventured into the jungle..."

"omg... those two guys were totally venturing into the jungle"

by tarzan1234 September 20, 2011

Venereal Darwinism

When the STD you already posses overpowers and defeats those of the STD that you've contracted from your latest conquest.

Ryneaux: Dude, aren't you worried about hooking up with that chick raw-dog? I hear she's got the herp!

Mocha: Naw, its gravy. I've already got AIDS, its like Rock vs. Scissors. Venereal Darwinism dude. The strongest survives inside.

by The Mocha November 27, 2012

ventriloquist fart

A ventriloquist fart is when you stare down someone else after you cut a fart so people around you will suspect the other person.

My Dad cut a silent fart on the elevator and started staring at this other guy. All the other passengers started staring at the other guy too. My Dad made a dummy out of him. It was the perfect ventriloquist fart.

by Omphalos October 26, 2012

Ventrilifart

A fart that comes from one person that sounds like it came from someone else.

Oh my God, Susie just farted! Oh, my mistake, that was a ventrilifart. It really came from Bobby.

by Shp69 November 25, 2013

venderial machine

A person who knowingly provides std's to unknowing victims via any orifice. This usually occurs on a consistent basis and involves small amounts of money. Most victims become venderial machines as well.

Sharey is the biggest venderial machine I have ever seen....Joe got three diseases in one session. He in turn gave herpes to Ron and John.

by Ushna Bling July 21, 2015

Veeterdick

Germanic slang for dick, asshole, reject and or simply penis!

Steven your such a veeterdick! Why did you turn?!

by Myrone September 9, 2015

venerg

The lord of all thiccness, usually associated with thicc butts and thighs

Believer: Hey
Non-Believer: Hi bro
*Venergs walks into the room*
Non-Believer melts instantly from the thiccness being radiated from Venerg

by Venerg September 16, 2018