vemo

An emo with vegan tendencies or that follows a vegan lifestyle
vegan + emo = vemo

Vemo: I'm gonna wear tight women's pants and sit in dark corners, alone, sipping my soy-milk latte
The Zad: You're so vemo...

by The Zad December 10, 2007

5 Deadly Venoms

A group of bitch ass wannabe Marvel Puzzle Quest players commonly referred to as 5 Diseased Vaginas or 5DV. To be a 5DV player means you suffer from a condition called paranoid schizophrenia, as well as other mental disorders ranging from being delusional (thinking they can beat the X-men) to depression (because they get ass stomped by the X-men). The requirements to be a 5DV is:
1. Must be a whinny little bitch.
2. Must be Devil worshiper and sacrifice babies.
3. Penis size must not exceed 2.5 inches.
4. Must be willing to spend more time sending in tickets to customer support than actual time spent playing MPQ.
5. Must have an active imagination to help develop conspiracy theories about the X-men.

If you think you can meet this elite criteria then you too can be the next Diseased Vagina in MPQ.

5 Deadly Venoms are some punk bitches.

by Shamsali75 July 17, 2014

anal venom

The yellowish colored discharge from your anus that usually occurs on a hot summer day after taking a shit. Associated with monkey butt. May be a symptom of improper wiping or chaffing or just a generally uncleanly rectum. Best described as a mixture of ass sweat and fecal debris.

"This anal venom is burnin' me up. I'd better go lay down with a fan blowing on my ass to dry it out."

by Dilldo Baggins March 26, 2007

Venno

A nightmarish event or situation, such as spending £250 on a night out in order to pay for some ugly prostitutes

"You've had an absolute Venno there mate"

"Look at him, he's having a Venno"

by John Osborne July 24, 2008

chode venom

simply stated it's another way of saying semen.

Yesterday after your mom bent over and exposed her camel flaps, I went home and choked up a little chode venom.

by TheNoodler December 23, 2006

cats are immune to scorpion venom

A phrase used to point out when someone makes an incredibly false and/or ignorant statement while honestly believing it to be true.

Cats are immune to scorpion venom.

by Benny Dee December 9, 2010

venom strip

The art of strategically placing a strip of venom on a persons upper lip. It is best performed when a little WAB passes out first at a party.

I gave that little wab the thickest venom strip last night at that party. It left us all hilted.

by Ty Martin December 31, 2007