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velvet sombrero

A velvet sombrero describes the result or practice of a man ejaculating on top of a woman's head, so that his cum runs down all sides of her head through her hair.
Right when I was about to pop I pushed her down on her knees in front of me, stood over her, and gave her a velvet sombrero. Then I gave her a silver nancy for good measure.
by JJBlu July 14, 2009
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Slippery Velvet

1. wet Pussy
2. A vagina, specifically when aroused and ready to play
"My tongue trailed up her thighs and to her slippery velvet where I brought her to ecstasy"
by chronicsuiiphile June 19, 2007
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velvet trap

women who play men on a daily basis when THEY KNOW something about you such as
1. you having a big dick (or wide, no one hating on you)
2. good motion in the ocean
3. you having a lot of money
4. you being a simp

basically they use some of these examples
1. laughs at ALL your jokes
2. tries to steer a conversation into something sexual
3. tries to steer a game into something sexual
4. agrees to everything you agree to
etc.
Now don't get me wrong, sometimes a female may actually just like you BUT its hard to spot a hoe
P.S. ON RARE OCCASIONS DO MEN UTILIZE THE VELVET TRAP.
boy 1- my nigga i almost fell for that velvet trap
boy 2 - really? what happened?
boy 1 - this girl said she would suck my dick for a hunnid dollas!
boy 2 - damn did you do it?
boy 1 - hell nah! i got some top and ran nigga!
by LosTSoulS December 14, 2016
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Velvet Sanchez

A shooter made with vodka and baileys. The shooter glass is rimmed with chocolate syrup, giving the drinker a chocolate mustache after it is consumed.
The Velvet Sanchez is a shooter drink: like a Muff Diver - but different.
by TeeBird August 27, 2012
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Velvet Glove

I slipped it into her velvet glove
by ReubenTroy September 22, 2016
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Velvet Canyon

P-Phat dove into Becky's velvet canyon tongue first!
by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009
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Velvet Merlin

When a woman places her vagina on an unsuspecting person's face; The female equivalent of teabagging.
During that lapdance the stripper slip and gave me the velvet merlin.
I passed out at Aiden's party and every girl there took pictures of them giving me a velvet merlin. I'm so embarrassed.
by JackAwful October 3, 2014
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