Flower vase

When a fat persons pants and underwear hang a little off of they're butt, and the butt crack is exposed.

"You want some flowers for that vase?"

by Naruto-kun August 26, 2005

vaseline groove

1. les claypool's character's fantasy band name, meant to be another euphemism like pearl jam
2. a wet, slippery vagina, on the verge of gushing orgiastic creampie of a material with a vaseline-like consistency

"i'm lookin forward to lickin dat camel-toein' vaseline groove record comin out this month!"

by original prankster January 28, 2009

vaushism

The ideology practiced by stans of liberal streamer Vaush. The core tenets of Vaushism are:
*Being so anti-authoritarian that you align with the CIA and US Foreign Policy 100% of the time.
*Voting blue no matter who.
*Furiously rallying against any successful left-wing movement.
*Never reading any political theory.

- HEY bro, China is the most evil country on earth, just check out this latest article on cia.gov/adrianzenz
- BRUH miss me with that Vaushism

by August Palm September 25, 2020

vasectomy shooting darts

Vasectomy safe, no sperm is present in ejaculate

He felt much safer vasectomy shooting darts knowing he would not get her pregnant.

by ddare July 25, 2007

Vaselining

The process of lubricating something with Vaseline.

A: Fuck me, man.

B: What happened?

A: I was vaselining my dick so I could jerk off, and my dad walked in on me!

B: Shit, man, that sucks.

by bothebob September 1, 2016

vaunecia

Erky & moody but she has big boobs!!!! Light skin Philly jawn. Hard to bang but when you do it's worth it 😋

You seem them Vaunecia's on shawty.

by Shorrrrd March 13, 2017

Vaude Kanockers

A Russian woman who has big hooters and loves vodka.

Dude, who's the drunk Russian chic with the big rack? Oh, that's Vaude Kanockers.

by Vlada Dix October 8, 2017