Vaggot

Cowardly vaccine pushers , or Mask wearers !

That person showing off their vaccine card looks like a real Vaggot

by WISCONSINSHITKICKER July 28, 2021

vagomit

to vomit inside the vagina while giving oral sex because the vagina has a disturbing smell ie. Fish, dirty Mexican.....

dude 1: I vagomit in Maury last night
dude 2: dude that's awesome,was her snatch that bad?
dude 1: it was like eating at a long john silvers in Mexico!

by Dickie B February 11, 2008

Vagoop

(n.) Vaginal efflux

Females have been known to smear vagoop upon the faces of their partners to denote 'ownership'. This is possibly hot.

Potentially hazardous material.

Katie - "Sara, you shouldn't date Steven"
Sara - "Eh? Why not? He's really nice and pays me so much attention. Is this because you still like him"
Katie - "It's more that I found out he'd been collecting my vagoop in old yoghurt pots"

Guy 1 - "Man, I was going down on Stacey last night and in the excitement she queefed and spackled me with her vagoop."
Guy 2 - "Nice."

by DiscoPubes December 15, 2009

vagoo goo

the goo secreted from a woman's vagoo during excitement. Especially applicable when referring to the mason/dixon line.

"He would have gone through with it, had he not extremely feared the vagoo goo."

by pennyroyal_tea June 10, 2008

Vagoo Noob

A virgin, a guy who's awkward around women, usually because he is a gaming dork.

John: Feldmo struck out left and right last night.
Eric: Yeah, cuz the chicks weren't playing Halo with him.
John: He's such a vagoo noob.

by WilliamthePleaser October 6, 2008

Vagometer

A multi-scale measuring device. Capable of measuring moisture, friction, depth, pressure, tempurature and emotional intensity simultaneously.

The enthusiatic grip she had on my vagometer indicated she was having a good time.

by Kevin Rose December 18, 2002

vagoon

a word that is begined with the letters VAG as if to spell vagina but a teacher walks by and you quickly add oon

holy shit that vag... vagoon is streched

by jack meoff November 12, 2003