Valentina

A chick with super long hair and dark eyes who keeps rejecting me due to some dipshit who lives all the way in Florida. She has an adorable laugh and I love when she posts cute pictures on her story. Big tits and very into astrology typically her first question to ask anyone is their signs. Hardly texts back though too busy stuck in her head. If you have a Valentina, you should keep her. Even if your just a friend.

Me: V, I think your really pretty and i want to take you out on a date

V: Sorry, I don’t want a relationship right now

Me: Its cuz of your ex isnt it

V: *doesnt respond*

Me: Stop acting like such a valentina

by CanUvexx February 15, 2021

Vale of Tears

When one's life is so despairingly bad. The expression “vale of tears” goes back to pious sentiments that consider life on earth to be a series of sorrows to be left behind when we go on to a better world in Heaven. It conjures up an image of a suffering traveler laboring through a valley (“vale” ) of troubles and sorrow. “Veil of tears” is poetic sounding, but it’s a mistake.

"Frank's life is such a vale of tears" said Charlottle. Everyone solemnly agreed.

by Colonel Duck June 22, 2011

Valentine's Day baby

Baby born in the month of November likely conceived from passionate sex on Valentine's Day.

Our daughter was born right around Thanksgiving. I am 100 percent sure that she is a Valentine's Day baby.

by yes juanito yes November 13, 2014

Valentine

Literally giving your heart to someone for one day in February... if they accept, they are known as a "Valentine".

There are several different ways to ask:
1. The "Grade School Method" - Will you be my Valentine? Check YES NO or MAYBE
2. The "Charlie Brown Method" - Creating a hand crafted and laced heart shaped Valentine's Day card to the one you love
3. The "Tiffany Method" - Utilizing a popular public website and a classic wordsmith game to give your heart away. *see example*

E =1
L =1
Y = 4
S =1
I =1
A =1
N =1

The "Y" lands on a double letter score.
The "N" lands on a triple word score.
(Check the board... All the way on the right side, halfway up. It's legit.)
Plus I used all 7 of my letters. That's 50 bonus points.

Sooo....

ELYSIAN:
A seven letter, 92 point word to describe you.
You are worth every point... and then some.

You know I say everything in a very round about way. Part of my charm? Haha, so I did all of this, just to ask...
Ai Elo, you feel like being my Valentine?

by coined by the moth in me February 12, 2014

valentine's day

the wonderful day where me and my friends go throw candy hearts at all the couples around town and avoid being arrested.

oh shit a cop.

by big baby jesus February 23, 2004

Dirty Valdez

When an individual fills his/her mouth with cold beer, blows it in a woman's anal cavity while she is in a modified doggy style position and puts his/her thumb in the rectum. Then he/she proceeds to shake her violently**, after 5 to 8 seconds of shaking he/she will then pull his/her thumb from the rectal cavity in a violent pull back jerk motion. After he/she will then proceed to get a shower from the mist of the nectar of the gods.

** Gently if the woman exceeds the 55 year barrier.

Kim Smith got a hot Dirty Valdez from Jane last night...

by The Clipper May 29, 2008

valentine's day

A fake holiday made up by Hallmark that makes people feel like they have to participate or otherwise they're a loser.

Valentine's Day sucks ass.

by C & B February 15, 2004