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Venusian hat trick

a) When a man has penis-in-anus sex, penis-in-vagina sex, and receives oral sex with a single woman in a single lovemaking session.

b) When a woman has three orgasms in a single session of lovemaking, occurring during vaginal penetration, anal penetration, and oral stimulation respectively.

Note: When both of the above conditions are met in a single sexual encounter the event is called a double hat trick. If this happens on a first date it is a clear sign from the gods that these people should get married within 24 hours.
"I told my girl I'm gonna give her a Venusian hat trick for Valentine's Day."
- a fifteen-year-old boy lying to his friends
by Wolfram T. Swordfish April 13, 2014
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venus aversa

(Adult / Slang) A euphemism for anal intercourse, from Latin, dating back to the 19th century or earlier. Also "aversa Venus"
Darkly, Darkly, Venus Aversa.
by Her Ghost August 18, 2019
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on the border between Venus and California

completely out of touch with reality
She is on the border between Venus and California-she doesn't have a clue.
by theprincessofdarkness April 30, 2009
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Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.

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by Thlayli February 22, 2003
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Venus Fly Trap

When a girl or boy sends mixed signals whether or not it is intentional. This can be used to friend zone you. ):
Jessica told jimmy she loved him but when he asked her out she said she didn't love him like that.
Jessica is a Venus Fly Trap

Jimmy asked Alexandra to the movies but didn't tell her his friends where going.

Not only did jimmy Cock-Blocked himself he is a Venus fly trap
by ZEDDEAD November 30, 2016
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Men go to Venus

"Men go to Venus" is a Jailhouse Jingle:
Men go to Venus, to satisfy their penis,
Faggots cum up our anus, and cause to complain us.
by Dan VanDamme January 2, 2007
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Venus fly trap

I threw a dollar on the stage and the stripper Venus fly trapped it.
by Keen-1 February 1, 2010
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