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Dishwasher tablet

A tablet that you put in the dishwasher to make the dishes clean. It also makes you really want to eat it but you can't because you will die if you do. It is also Sam's weapon of choice. He put it in his mother's smoothie before she went to yoga because she used to beat him. She beat him every day until she died.
Scientist 1: we've analysed the body 3 times and we still don't know how they died.

Scientist 2: this can only mean one thing. It was a dishwasher tablet!!!!!

Scientist 1: oh no, we need to evacuate the facility immediately!

Scientist 2: darn it! I wanted to do a Hot Butter McFungus later! DAMN!
by BOOIIIIIIIII March 29, 2020
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enchanting table

a table on which you enchant your items in (but not limited to) MineCraft
John: What's an enchanting table?
Mike: A table that you enchant things on, idiot
by Minecraft Muffin October 19, 2020
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German Tabletop

The act of eating out a girls vagina, then snorting a line of coke up the belly and between their titties.
Did you hear? John Stewart pulled off a German Tabletop!
by Zak Kirkup March 9, 2021
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fellation coffee table

Using the top of a girl’s head as a table to set things on while she’s blowing you. This is perfect for when you need a convenient place to set snacks, drinks, or even the remote control.
My Fellation coffee table is a perfect place to set my laptop while I watch tv.
by Mancave Movie Madness May 29, 2017
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Sit at the Head of The Round Table

1. a: To assume an exclusive role of leadership in an environment of ostensible equality or diversity. b: To make one's voice or opinion the only option.

2. To carry such a commanding presence due to an overbearing personality or charisma that inevitably overshadows that of anyone else, even those of greater importance.
1. You have made it clear that in this plenum you sit at the head of the round table.

2. A man of great stature whose very entrance to a room cast an air of authority and a demand for respect and awe, beaming in charisma and exuding confidence, it is clear that he takes his seat at the head of the round table.
by Mahus March 8, 2012
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you, me, crafting table

you're about to get laid.
person 1: tonight, you, me, crafting table

person 2: oh fuck-
by katkit27 November 8, 2020
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tablet pc

Is sort of a cross between a laptop and a pocket pc. It is the size of a laptop with a keyboard, but you can turn around the sreen and lay it down so that it is a large pocket pc.
The tablet pc was supposed to be the next big thing but it never caught on.
by Al "The Computer Guy" April 16, 2004
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