Turtle

An extremely annoying ass person who has a small head, constantly disrupts the peace of life and thinks they are a part of the group but really is not liked by anyone.

Shit!!!!! the turtle is in the lounge so we have to sneak by so they don't know were going out tonight.

by nip/tuck May 16, 2007

turtle

a baggy stuffed with chronic

u got them turtles
meaning if u have any baggies of marijuana 5/10/or 20"s

by robert May 13, 2005

Turtle

Commonly know as a douche bag. Synonyms: Ivy, Tortuga. If you read this entry, chances are you are either a: a turtle, or b: an ivy.

Ivy is such a turtle. She is douchie.

by i hate turtles December 14, 2010

Turtle

A four legged beast that eats people and other creatures.

The turtle ate my children.

by The All Knowing Ninja May 11, 2011

turtling

A homeless person walking the streets with a large box on their back looking much like a turtle. The box is their home, much like a turtle shell.

"Gordon is turtling because he lost his job and his wife threw him out."
"If I don't land this account I'll be turtling by sun-up."
"My Mom is a whacko and my brother is an idiot. Because of these morons I'll lose my house and may have to start turtling."

by Cal Varnson September 20, 2007

turtling

To have sex and make baby turtles

Psst. guys, lets go out turtling? ;

by 6066sophie January 19, 2011

Turtle

A lonely boy's everything. His parents, siblings, pets, house, etc. He walks his turtle to Airmail and hangs out there all day long. The boy enters his turtle in dog competitions for agility, frisbee, and obedience. His turtle greets him every time he comes home and sleeps on the end of his bed at night.

(Not to be confused with tortoise.)

Boy: I love you, turtle!
Turtle:
Boy: I know, now let's go get some ice cream.

by Modern Definitions November 4, 2012