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jonathan turner

A wet yute who plays his drum 24/7
'Jonathan Turner' has a shit hairline
by Master1101 March 5, 2017
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Your Turn to Die

A lit killing game made by a Japanese person translated into English; which has ages ranging from a 6th grader to a college professor. Did I mention there are floor masters, some of which are 'dolls', which is kinda misleading when at least two of them have a living human controlling them.

To sum it up: A killing game with kids and adults, ages in between too!
It's Your Turn to Die, Sou.

Bro, did you play Your Turn to Die yet? It's a free online browser game!
by Dapril1 November 12, 2019
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turned states

converted from a member of a crime partnership into informant or witness, expose afore presumed secrets to government officials; trick-off, dime, rat-out, whistled, snitch
if his brother had not turned states on him, the unabomber would be a free man.
by jinbou October 3, 2007
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ricer turn-off

A variation of the ricer flyby whereby a driver of a vehicle attempts to initiate a race by cutting off the target at a high rate of speed but before the driver of the other vehicle can respond or realizes what just happened while they were minding their own business, the ricer proceeds to turn off onto a side street, parking lot or pull a u-turn.

The technique is usually performed to save face by avoiding embarrassment and keep the ego of the driver and their inadequate machine intact. This serves to boost the self-esteem of the instigator or for the purpose of ultimate internet forum bragging rights.

Historically this maneuver was performed by drivers of anemically underpowered cars but the popularity of ricer turn offs has increased exponentially and can be seen now being performed by vehicles of every make and model including imports, domestics, minivans, pickup trucks, luxury vehicles and mopeds.
*Civic flies by Mustang*

*Civic turns off into side street*

Honda Civic driver: yo man did you see that? i just blew the doors off that Mustang!

Honda Civic passenger: nah brah doesn't count you pulled a ricer turn-off before he even knew what was goin on. We missed the mickey dees parking lot where we were gonna have lunch.

Honda Civic driver: fuck you man i ain't goin back there. i won.

Shelby GT500 driver: can someone tell me what just happened?

Shelby GT500 passenger: *shrugs*
by mickymickdondons October 19, 2012
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Richard turner

A male who masturbates; jerks off; wanks; etc.

If you’re right handed your Richard will turn to the left; if you’re left handed your Richard will turn to the right.
by Ric.Hard October 13, 2014
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Turner Fenton

Shitty School In Downtown Brampton. Filled with dickheads who can't grasp how fucking dumb they are to the rest of the students. Most of them are asshats to everyone else. Their pants so fucking low you could see their knees, blasting shitty mumble rap for everyone else to hear. Most think their the shit for watching NBA. These cool kids copy the jokes the unpopular kids made, afraid to make fun of each others ego. Target the ones who want to be normal & make fun of them. Females are basic. Use snapchat filters right in the middle of class with no punishment. flood the hallways, striking a thot pose, taking 30 minutes to get to class. They suck off Drake's STD filled dick & insult you for saying anything close to bad about him. IB kids are entitled & act like 7 year olds. Most aren't actually smart, they just suck off the teachers, all for a middle class job. They rely on other IB kids to become their friends because they without them, they would be outcasts. Teachers are worthless. spent time getting their masters degree, realising that they hate teaching, blame it on students. They don't plan shit, expect us to do all the work, mark us wrong for things they were too lazy to teach. They allow fuckers to wear pants half-way, but scold you for wearing hoods. a few teachers are nice, specifically one math teacher who's last name start's with a P. Most of them though are complete shit.
Person 1: You go to Turner Fenton?

Person 2: Yeah, it's pretty shit.

Person 1: Glad I go to North Park.

Person 2: Jesus Fucking Christ. Don't get me started on that shitty school.
by NoForeskin6969 November 13, 2019
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Turntologist

Turntologist some one who is always ready to turn up in a heartbeat and in an instant.
I am a turntologist I am ready to turn up whenever
by Samual withem April 13, 2019
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