The result when one person tries to give another a high-5, but the other person tries to give a fist bump. Once these two hand gestures meet, they form a turkey at a really awkward moment.
by funnybunny321 September 5, 2010
Get the Awkward Turkeymug. by Bethtojatjar December 13, 2014
Get the Crazy Turkeymug. A sagging double chin that sags like jello and in which resembles a turkey's gobbler. A trait commonly found amongst middle age female Math teachers.
by Sacktavious June 7, 2007
Get the Turkey Jellomug. Consumption tax. If, on Thanksgiving Day, one decides to consume a second helping of turkey, one must first take a one (1) ounce shot of Wild Turkey bourbon prior to said second helping.
Hot Scott, who is too pretty to be hipster, was extremely thankful last November and decided he wanted a second plate of Thanksgiving turkey. Mike disallowed Hot Scott's second helping until he paid the Turkey Tax. Hot Scott had a wicked buzz for the rest of dinner.
by Champions win November 28, 2013
Get the turkey taxmug. Bob "I heard you got hit in the balls with a baseball."
Bill "Yeah, now its just turkey throat down there."
Bill "Yeah, now its just turkey throat down there."
by Dr. Balls1234 April 11, 2014
Get the turkey throatmug. A couple old geezers boning real hard, creating waves of undulating skin like that of a turkey's giblets.
Man1: I saw my grandpa in a Turkey Tank porno!
Man2: wow that's wild what was that like?
Man1: it was pretty cool actually. A lot of moving parts.
Man2: wow that's wild what was that like?
Man1: it was pretty cool actually. A lot of moving parts.
by Banana Hammie October 27, 2019
Get the Turkey tankmug. by Sarcastyc January 24, 2015
Get the Split a Turkeymug.