Turpin

A person who just smokes weed all the time, has a very large mouth and talks shit to everyone or should never be trusted.

Dude, you are becoming stoner Turpin.

You bastard, don't be a Turpin!

He told everyone, I knew he was a damn Turpin!

by society February 18, 2004

Dick Turbin

English - (dihc~tuhr~binn). N.

A condom

I had to bust out a Dick Turbin to get my nut.

by sleep-creep February 22, 2009

turfin

bay area

controling your neighborhood

"when u keep your gun in a bush, your feddi in a bush"

by cita March 24, 2005

turbin turd

Where your shit is so massive that when pulled back by the flush it clogs the hole. However, it allowed just enough suction to spin the toilet paper, and eventually the shit paper cyclones itself down on the end of the turd creating a turban turd.

Oh my Christ who dropped a turbin turd in here!

by Jamoocaba May 16, 2010

Turking

Throwing dead, frozen, baby turkeys on neighbors' lawns. This can also be done by placing the turkey in a mailbox.

We went turking last night and john got three mailboxes.

by Steve2 May 21, 2007

Turning white

Getting waaaaay toooo hiiighhh

I totally was turning white at the Blue concert!

by Nanzdrew November 29, 2014

turin shroud

the piece of toilet paper used to cover a floater

Who left the turin shroud in the toilet?

by PFKnz June 26, 2006