Touching Cotton

When you have to have to take a dump really bad and it's already starting to come out. That's when you're "touching cotton".

Sometimes referred to as "crowning".

I've really gotta go, I'm "touching cotton".

also

I've gotta torque a moon fish bad, I'm "touching cotton".

by Mental Midget November 15, 2003

Pocket Touching

When your friend and/or stranger comes behind you and slips his or her hand into your back pocket and gentle caresses it without you knowing.

Matt kept Pocket Touching Tori.

by Pocket Touching November 12, 2014

trucking

An event that involves using a flashlight and a pillow on an unsuspecting sleeping person, where you whisper "There's a truck in the road" and you repeat the phrase over and over again with increasing volume, while flashing lights in their closed eyes. Eventually you shout "The truck is here!" and when the sleeper sits up, you whack him or her with the pillow.

At summercamp, trucking is customary on the last night of the summer; especially with the campers you do not like.

by Big_Slick December 18, 2005

brunching

When a girl kneels on a couch or bed or something of the sort, and hangs her ass over the edge. You, the one who is runching, sit with your back to the bedframe or couch and your ass on the floor, and proceed to serve up some cunnilingus from below.

Lots of fun, and a little easier than when they just sit on your face. Plus, this way she can totally control the level of pressure you put on her clit and gives you lots of access to everything underneath. A little tasty treat.

"Pardon me while I go to brunch with your mom... and I don't mean at a restaurant."

by Zenhachirou May 13, 2005

touching wieners

when two guys touch their hot dogs together.

"Hey homosexual man, I would love to touch my steaming pork sausage against your somewhat smaller hot dog." "Sure thing buddy. I would love to be touching wieners with you."

by Theoriginalarthur November 29, 2013

touching the cenotaph

a euphemism for male masturbation, referring to the fondling of the old obelisk

CCP: Where's Gafgarion?

ProfessorX: He's off touching the cenotaph again.

CCP: Wow, he's going to go blind.

by ProfessorX May 10, 2004

trotching

1)To Trotch. The actions of a man that has nothing left in his life but to continue to soldier on.

2)To continue to live life even when there seems to be no purpose.

I am trotching, walking down this road that appears to have no end in sight.

by ManicWiggy April 16, 2008