Troutzilla

Like Godzilla, but in Trout form. Likes to prey on younger men, who have abnormal amounts of body hair. Also likes ladies that look alot like them.

(Man 1) "So, dude, have you heard about the legend of Troutzilla?"

(Man 2) "Yeah - I have sexual fantasies over it. Observe my bush!"

*Troutzilla walks onto street, picks Man 2 up, and licks him.*

(Man 1) "Looks like that fantasy is reality." *Winks*

by Cornflakes.Kid September 24, 2009

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trouser cardio

Describes the process of blood flow to the penis causing an erection.

Wow you got me hot girl. I am light headed from all of the trouser cardio.

by chubalot March 30, 2010

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Troutastic

The best dang lookin' trou at West Point you've ever seen.

I can't believe my eyes! I think I'd actually take that troutastic out for a nice dinner and maybe for some PT afterwards. I can't believe I'm thinking this...

by SixBowls February 6, 2012

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Texas Trouser Headlock

Texas Trouser Headlock
A sex position. When a male and a female are about to engage in intercourse, the male pulls down the female's pants in a way that they turn inside out as they come off, but stop so that they remain around the ankles. Finally the legs are lifted up so that the trousers catch around the back of the neck keeping them locked in the upright position.
Warning: The TTH is intended as comedy rather than an actual suggestion. Actually attempting this on a girl may result in being slaped, tasered, and/or sued.
Jerry went to Cirque du Soleil looking for a girlfriend flexible enough to perform the Texas Trouser Headlock.

Jerry went to Cirque du Soleil looking for a girlfriend flexible enough to perform the Texas Trouser Headlock.

by wes b January 17, 2007

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