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tree jizz

Pollen created by trees, which is used in fertilization, that some people may consider sex. Usually used by humans which are allergic to the pollen, dendrophiliacs, or those inclined toward anthropomorphism.
Fucking tree jizz drives my sinuses insane!
by Chris Fancsy October 23, 2006
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barking up the wrong tree

Picking the wrong person, the most unlikely person, to do, listen, or accept something.
You're barking up the wrong tree if you think I want to become religious and go to church.
by Libertine October 10, 2005
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Beermas Tree

A Christmas tree that is made by stacking tons of Beer cans.
Person #1: Yo bro beans what should we do with all these empty beer cans.

Person#2: Lets make a Beermas Tree to celebrate the holidays
by tfman November 11, 2011
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Porcupine Tree

A progressive rock band from Hemel Hempstead in England. Founded by multi-instrumentalist and production mastermind, Steven Wilson, Porcupine Tree has managed to defy genres by blending in styles of psychedelia, ambient, and avant-garde in order to create rich, organic musical landscapes that are refreshing and compulsively seductive.

(In case any of you are wondering, Steven has gone on record to say that the name Porcupine Tree is a nostalgic term, harkening back to the days of creative and ambitious musicians whose names were as interesting as their music)

Possibly the greatest rock band of this generation.
If you like thoughtful, flawlessly executed, and richly textured rock music that isn't afraid to venture into unknown territories, you need look no further than Porcupine Tree.
by SirTarquinUnderspoon February 20, 2010
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tree trunking

Mindlessly defending, laughing at or admiring a person, typically someone of a celebration status.

Similar to how a treehugger defends trees even though the tree would not defend the treehugger.
My friend is always tree trunking Charles Barkley. He laughs at everything he says. Now that Shaq is also on the show, he can take turns swinging from their branches.
by blkbam January 5, 2012
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smoking like a gypsy behind a tree

literal translation of genuine serbian phrase to describe exessive or secretive smoking of tobacco.
on a train

did u see that french guy poke his head out the door at that stop and have a cheeky smoke!

yeah, he was smoking like a gypsy behind a tree
by pigaloo September 30, 2009
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Tree kids

1. Typically the word tree kid is used to describe those weirdos that hang out and talk about anime or are super socially awkward

2. Can be used ironically to make fun of your friend

3. Always talking about some weird shit

Example: Hentai, killing theirselves, tentacle sex, etc.

4. Most likely to shoot up the school

5. Naruto runs through the halls with their 20 pound Example: *friend says something cringey (rawr XD)*

"Stop being such a treekid"
Example of tree kids:
*friend says something cringey such as...*
"Give me those rare memes daddy rawr XD"
"Stop being such a tree kid"
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