Twatterblogger

A blog written and maintained by a sarcastic yet inciteful Cyber-Mistress whom embraces the absurdity of making a living in such a sexual field but finds it highly improper and usually never shows her twat but loves to tease and keeps an equally tantalizing blog of her endeavors. She also gets off on and enjoys denying it (further empowering and establishing her dominance) (Cyber- Mistress could be interchangeable with Cyber-Dom).

"Mistress Twatter wrote a educational, sexy yet hilarious blog post yesterday that made me get a full raging boner/drenched my panties while I laughed out loud simataniously, she's such a twatterblogger."

by MistressTwatter July 31, 2012

tattered your tots

To piss someone off; to get someone mad or angry, to tatter one's tots

Chris: "Ugh I hate you. You are so annoying."

Remzson : Geez, who tattered your tots?

by GerbieJean May 11, 2013

Trantered

verb: to get squished, by having a heavy object fall on oneself.
The act of being pulverised by a sudden impact of great mass.

*man is working under a photocopier, the photocopier starts to topple precariously*
Man: "Help! Someone grab this thing, before it Tranters me!"
*a second later, an almighty crash, a helpless shriek*
Colleague: "Wow, poor guy. He really got Trantered."

by TheFreneticist November 26, 2013

twatterboarding

Forcibly sit on someone's face, with your ladybits suffocating them.

Yo, that chick wanted me to eat her out so bad last night that she was twatterboarding me.

by Pentafrost July 18, 2015

Tattertotish

One who is very salty yet sweet. Extreme attitude at times so watch out. Most tattertotish people tend to be really good friends with people named Hayley because they're exactly the same

Jennifer decided to be tattertotish today.

by Hayhay112122 May 29, 2016

tatter totted

To be smashed and forced into a cylindrical shape and fried or baked.

'Holy shit man, Fred was tatter totted.'

by totted tatter January 21, 2017

Twatterberd

Noun: a bird with an oversized twat. Making the bird unable to fly for long periods of time.

Verb: two twats mating. Unlike scissoring the two twats become one together and push into each other.

Noun: Its a bird... its a plane... no... its a... twatterberd?

Verb: I walking in without knocking and before my eyes was a terrible sight... They were twatterberding!

by Dywan February 23, 2017