tragic

So sad and hopeless, yet funny to look down upon.

Yu-Gi-Oh is so tragic, 'the heart of the cards', yeah, like that would ever help me win a game of poker. The Fart of the Hards.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 13, 2003

tragic

1. regrettably serious
2. unpleasant

When our car crashed, it was a tragic experience!

by Alicia August 2, 2003

Tragic magic

the affect of being as addicting as crack… (the equivalent to being pussy whipped) (aDICKted to what the DICK did)

He worked his tragic magic on me and he knew I could never break up with him.

by TheJessieBelle January 18, 2023

Tragic Chapstick

This is the term for fluids - tears that flow from the eyes down to the mouth. They help hydrate dried out lips from begging someone to not break up with you.

As Carmen continued to weep and beg for Aiden to not end things, her cracked and sore lips began to feel some comfort from the never-ending tears from her eyes. The only good thing for her that day was that her Tragic Chapstick made things a bit better.

by von groovy March 5, 2025

tragic

Exclaimation meaning "what a mistake!" or "how terrible!"

"Bryguy was photographed in the bath by his ex- now, it's all over the internet"

"--tragic!"

by derangedpoet July 14, 2003

Tragic chemistry

two people enter into a relationship unknowly and knowly bring the bad out of each, yet their attraction for the drama keep them together

Paul is scared of losing Lauren, Lauren is scared of losing Paul . They distrust each other and everyone around them. They abuse each physically and emotionally but neither of them wants to breakup. The drama from within& out of the relationship keeps them together

tragic chemistry

by Color Rain January 10, 2017

Tragic

Shi get tragic new patek

He really got jugged out a dolla, nah shi tragic

by J.G.D July 17, 2023