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Selective texting

The act of strategically picking and choosing who you do and don't reply to while continuing to post on every other form of social media.
Is it just me or is Sarah selective texting like a mawfucka tonight?
by Jibberish July 19, 2016
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pecker texting

When you send a random generated predictive text. Open the texting app start with a letter and peck the middle suggested word.
WTF bro, why do keep pecker texting me?

ho I am gonna go buy some milk and I'll take the rest out and get knocked off

WTF, knock it off!
by Theycallmebruce September 18, 2018
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Texting

A recently facinating type of communication by cellular devices that everyone; and I mean EVERYONE seems to be using. Apparently it's mentally &, physically addictive; much like sex....or Myspace. Mainly consists of a few shortened words that often have no meaning what-so-ever.
A texting conversation is usually somewhere along these lines:

"ayyye"
"Hello."
"wadup"
"The Ceiling, You Fucktard."
"lyk omfg u dont got 2 b so bitchy"
"I Wouldn't Be, If You Learned To Use Proper English."
"fck u"
"Yeah, Up Yours!"
by xxbecca March 31, 2009
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Short-Texting

When one party in a text-message conversation chooses to reply with extremely short, vague sentences in order to try and kill the conversation and end communication with the opposing texter.
An Example of Short-Texting:

Texter1: Hey omg so you totally looked really hot today at the mall hahaha

Texter2: Ya.

Texter1: Omg so anyways do you like the band coldplay?

Texter2: No.

Texter1: Oh okay thats okay so whats up?

Texter2: Nothing.

Texter1:...

Texter1 has just been Short-Texted.
by MrGuyMan11 July 7, 2009
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five second rule of texting

The rule stating a DOUBLE TEXT is ok AS LONG AS the second text message is sent within 5 seconds of the first.
I double texted Shelly, but it was ok cuz I used the Five Second Rule of Texting.
by Piledriver10000 February 29, 2016
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Torting

A slang term used by members of the baking community and pastry chefs to describe sexual intercourse of the vagina or anus whereby the size and girth of the male sex partner literally feels like the female is being split in half just like Torting, in baking terms, is the splitting of a single cake in half.
Jannette: How was your date last night with Melvin after you all finshed your kitchen shift?
Renee: I can barely walk today.
Jannette: Why?
Renee: He took me back to his place and we had wild animal sex. He was so engorged that when I let him walk down Mud Avenue I thought he was Torting me.

Jannette: Wow! I know the feeling.
by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2014
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Sleep Texting

when you send a text to someone while your either sleepy, awoken from sleep, or just plain not paying attention, and it makes absolutly no sense what so ever.
Erik: Hey man, you going to that party this weekend?

Zach: No man, I don't want a chocolate sunday.

Erik: Wtf?

Zach: Oh sorry man. I fell asleep last night. I must have been sleep texting you XD.
by lolzfest413 March 2, 2010
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