by Guy Dude Person Human Mammal May 04, 2020
To set fire to a small wad of toilet paper in the toilet bowl in a public or private bathroom, an attempt to mask the horrific odor after a bowel movement.
Taken from the act of torching an automobile to cover up the evidence or dead bodies inside.
Taken from the act of torching an automobile to cover up the evidence or dead bodies inside.
I torched the bathroom at Taco Bell after binge drinking at the college football game and eating several bean burritos.
by Horace P. Manure September 25, 2009
Here is a better definition then the grosser ones.
Generally is a piece of wood with something burnable on it to produce light in a area for a time. In video games they never burn out.
Is also basically a giant heavy duty flashlight to again, light up a area.
It can also be another name for a flamethrower.
Generally is a piece of wood with something burnable on it to produce light in a area for a time. In video games they never burn out.
Is also basically a giant heavy duty flashlight to again, light up a area.
It can also be another name for a flamethrower.
by Dam street July 21, 2020
In 2014, Russia recruited Trump to run his MAGA ("Make America Great Again") more accurately "Make Russia Great Again," or MRGA. Now,MAGA has recruited Steve Schmidt of Sarah Palin "Game Change" infamy to run "Pass The Torch," encouraging President Biden to drop off the ballot, at a time when Primary voters do not want him to bow out, and the GOP will not allow Democrats to replace him. It suggests President Biden has cognitive issues, based on a debate at which Trump expressed his own cognitive disorders for the entire program. Under the Constitution, if something did happen to President Biden, he would be replaced by Vice President Harris -- one of the main jobs OF the Vice Presidency. But, to the Patriarchy, she is a Triple Threat -- Female, Black, and South Asian. Pass The Torch is hoping to bypass VP Harris by nominating "Drop Out Dean" Phillips, the sore loser who ran in the primary, and couldn't even beat President Biden in New Hampshire, where he didn't appear because NH tried to subvert South Carolina's new role as First In The Nation, and voters wrote in President Biden in a landslide.
As part of Pass The Torch, big donors have successfully blackmailed a handful of all white, predominantly male Congressional Democrats. Hence, the white Pass The Torch movement reminds people of the "Unite The Right"/"Unite The White" Charlottesville tiki torch Klan rally. Hence, supporters of the Project 2025/Agenda 47/Pass The Torch are identified as Torch MAGA.
As part of Pass The Torch, big donors have successfully blackmailed a handful of all white, predominantly male Congressional Democrats. Hence, the white Pass The Torch movement reminds people of the "Unite The Right"/"Unite The White" Charlottesville tiki torch Klan rally. Hence, supporters of the Project 2025/Agenda 47/Pass The Torch are identified as Torch MAGA.
Marianne Williams: "Democrats needed to have a primary!"
14 Million Voters: "We DID, Torch MAGA. You lost."
14 Million Voters: "We DID, Torch MAGA. You lost."
by the modhatter July 21, 2024
by Nut_meme March 05, 2017
A fart you were expecting to just pass a little harmless gas without notice but presented a much different situation.
Damnit! I Got home from a great round of golf and a couple bloody Mary’s and tuna sandwich for lunch. A few hours later I felt a little gas In the ass and didn’t think much of it so let’s push that little squeezer out! I Let it rip and my ass hole burned as I torched My shorts
by moleary70 November 01, 2020