Q-Topper

Someone who is with their own cousin but doesn't see anything wrong with it since cousins aren't mentioned in the Bible.

A: "Have you heard about Dave? He ran away with his cousin Emily to get married!"
B: "No way! I can't believe it!"
A: "Yep, he's a Q-Topper. Spent all yesterday trying to explain the bible's perspective to me."

by CONiner May 14, 2024

Coffin Topper

A photo worthy of remembrance placed on top of coffin.

“That’s such a great photo of Gran, definitely a coffin topper.”

by Dani Lyons July 10, 2024

Coffin Topper

A photo worthy of remembrance placed on top of coffin.

“That’s such a great photo of Gran, definitely a coffin topper.”

by Dani Lyons July 10, 2024

beef topper

While doing anal they fart on your dick

“Yo how’d it go with the girl last night?”

“Terrible. We were doing some butt shit and she gave me a beef topper. I ghosted her.”

by Thetrashman420 April 9, 2024

spin topper

girl spinning on a cock/dick/ding dong/penis

Itzal wants to be a spin topper and get mouthwash

by West Middle School 78856456435 March 14, 2026

bull-dyke mc topper

A bull dyke vehicle with a topper. These vehicles may include subaru, toyota's, s-10's ect.

"Oh look at Susie with her golden retriever in her toyota"
"Oh gosh, susie is such a bull-dyke mc topper."

by J Moss April 25, 2008

Crazy Lubricated Topper

When you have intercourse with a girl who is so wet she constantly leaks on you. While she is leaking you struggle to breathe and have a near death experience because you almost drown. Dont try at home

That girl is a crazy lubricated topper. I wouldnt do her.

by frandern August 31, 2010