Choco Toothpaste

The act of sticking teeth inside the anus during gay sex and of giving taste to cum with shit

After a blowjob, Joe did a Choco Toothpaste to Sam

by chocobrocco April 13, 2021

Toothpaste

The mint- EWWWWWW!!!! yuck!!! i'm sticking back to the children's grape flavoured toothpaste...yuck!!!

♫I hate Toothpaste!!!♫
♫I want to die!!!♫
♫I want to die right now!!!♫
♫You thought I was lying...but i didn't lie!!!!!!!!!!!♫

by A random piece of cardboard August 25, 2020

Toothpaste theory

T = f(P, Q)
Where:
T represents the perception of time,
P denotes the specific properties of the toothpaste formulation,
Q signifies the quantum interactions involved.
This formula suggests that the perception of time (1*) is a function (f) influenced by the properties o the toothpaste (P) and the quantum interactions (Q) it engages with. It hypothesizes that these variables combine in a manner that alters temporal perception, as observed and tested through empirical studies.

Toothpaste Theory suggests that specific formulations of toothpaste, when applied in controlled settings, exhibit properties that interact with quantum particles. Through rigorous empirical studies and experiments, these interactions have shown measurable effects on temporal perception. This approach integrates principles from quantum mechanics to explore how everyday substances could influence fundamental aspects of time. The theory's foundation in scientific methodology ensures its reliability and potential implications for understanding broader scientific phenomena.

by Hooville dittlebottom May 19, 2024

toothpaste

paste made of teeth

i ate some toothpaste

by WOOOOW 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 September 12, 2021

Toothpaste Chart

it's like squeezing the data out over a period of time or something

"it's like squeezing the data out over a period of time or something" - Chris Toothpaste Chart

by Xenogears7 August 26, 2022

toothpaste tubing

Toothpaste Tubing is the act of pinching the base of your penis after ejaculating and guiding the semen up and out your urethra

After my wank, i was toothpaste tubing the rest and it all came out yellow

by ChazzaGrazza May 5, 2024

Toothpaste Crazy

When one consumes so much menthol (via squirting tubes of toothpaste straight down their throat) that they go insane and usually cause a mess of dental care products.

"hey Jen did you go toothpaste crazy in the bathroom? The walls are covered in toothpaste and feces."
"Yeah sorry"

by Boris Johnson 9 October 30, 2023