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Reciprocal oral shenanigans between two or more consenting adults.
Putting the Toothpaste Back in the Tooth Fairy

That was an enjoyable evening we had there Prime Minister.

Which one?

When you you exhausted yourself Putting the Toothpaste Back in to the Tooth Fairy.

Oh yes, quite right Sometimes I don't know where it all goes.
by weavehole December 29, 2020
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Oh no, you got the toothpaste

Lets get one thing clear, I can brush my teeth all by myself. *loud brushing noises* *scream* *loud brushing noises* *scream* *loud brushing noises* *scream* *loud brushing noises* *scream*
Oh no, you got the toothpaste stuck in the toilet you fucking idiot.
by LTW64writes October 1, 2022
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toothpaste

1. Extremely fatal weapon when paired with orange juice.

2. Astronaut food.
God, I need to go the hospital right now! I accidentally drank orange juice right after brushing my teeth with toothpaste!
by mrasiandingwong April 12, 2021
mugGet the toothpastemug.

Choco Toothpaste

The act of sticking teeth inside the anus during gay sex and of giving taste to cum with shit
After a blowjob, Joe did a Choco Toothpaste to Sam
by chocobrocco April 13, 2021
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Toothpaste

The mint- EWWWWWW!!!! yuck!!! i'm sticking back to the children's grape flavoured toothpaste...yuck!!!
♫I hate Toothpaste!!!♫
I want to die!!!♫
I want to die right now!!!♫
You thought I was lying...but i didn't lie!!!!!!!!!!!♫
by A random piece of cardboard August 25, 2020
mugGet the Toothpastemug.

Toothpaste theory

T = f(P, Q)
Where:
T represents the perception of time,
P denotes the specific properties of the toothpaste formulation,
Q signifies the quantum interactions involved.
This formula suggests that the perception of time (1*) is a function (f) influenced by the properties o the toothpaste (P) and the quantum interactions (Q) it engages with. It hypothesizes that these variables combine in a manner that alters temporal perception, as observed and tested through empirical studies.
Toothpaste Theory suggests that specific formulations of toothpaste, when applied in controlled settings, exhibit properties that interact with quantum particles. Through rigorous empirical studies and experiments, these interactions have shown measurable effects on temporal perception. This approach integrates principles from quantum mechanics to explore how everyday substances could influence fundamental aspects of time. The theory's foundation in scientific methodology ensures its reliability and potential implications for understanding broader scientific phenomena.
by Hooville dittlebottom May 19, 2024
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Toothpaste Squeeze

When you edge, tie a rubber band around the base of your dick before it goes back down. Then, you pull the rubber band off, and you will cum, like squeezing the last of the toothpaste out...
Oliver: dude today kaylie did the toothpaste squeeze to me it hurt so much
Sebastian: damn
by superguitarded May 14, 2020
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