tooling

The act of being a tool, i.e. doing work when you should be out raging

Bob: (at 9pm on a Friday night) Dude, are you seriously going to be tooling all night?
Derek: Yeah, I've got a midterm Monday.
Bob: That's what Sunday night is for, you fucking tool.

by WillHandsome March 4, 2007

tool

Someone who tries too hard to be differant or cool.

A tool buys poorly made merchandise from websites like urbandictionary.com in order to prove that they have heard of it first.

by Dick Magness April 10, 2006

tool

MIT style...

n. a person who is so devoted to their academic or lab work that they often pass up social opportunities in interest of getting work done.

v. to do academic or lab work (gerund: tooling)

Max is such a tool, he decided to go to lab instead of party with us on Saturday night.

by C April 10, 2006

tool

1. One who tries far too hard to be something they are not.

2. Anything manipulated by hand in order to do more work with less energy.

1. J.T. is such a tool. Look at that NC hat! Sideways?!

2. Go get me a wrench out of the tool box.

by Mulkern May 9, 2006

toolness

The quality of being a tool. A quantifiable measure of just how big a tool someone is.

His toolness was out the roof- especially because he is wearing that ridiculous borat like suit to the gym.

by _darb_ October 30, 2008

tool

A person who thinks they have lots of freinds, but really has very few and is being manipulated into doing things for his/her "friends".

Bob: wow he thinks hes popular but hes not
Jeff: I know! Whatta tool.

by BillyJeaaaan July 29, 2011

tool

someone who has irrevocably screwed up or been screwed over socially, who has no way of leaving their current social circle, and therefore must pay a social tax to have a social life. As long as you are willing to be everyone's bitch at one point or another, you're allowed to socialize without extensive ridicule. most tools are simply guys who fucked up really big or fucked up one time too many, so they do anything to cling to whatever social life they have left.

The guy is such a tool. Did you hear about what he did freshman year?

You need a ride? Give tool a call.
You need free booze? Give tool a call.
You need free bud? Give tool a call.

by toolchest8 January 12, 2010