The hottest man alive, can put any woman (and man) to bed. Loves gay chameleon midgets farting in each others faces while eating dog shit. His balls are as strong as the rocks head (also has blue balls).
Chick 1: have you seen thai tong, he said he would shit on my face tonight.
Chick 2: IKR, he can put any woman to bed like a hot daddy.
Dude 1: And men???
Chick 2: shut up justin suck my dick.
Dude 1: wait WHAT THE FUCK ?!?!?
Chick 2:*shows justin her dick*
Dude 1: nice cock nigga
Chick 2: IKR, he can put any woman to bed like a hot daddy.
Dude 1: And men???
Chick 2: shut up justin suck my dick.
Dude 1: wait WHAT THE FUCK ?!?!?
Chick 2:*shows justin her dick*
Dude 1: nice cock nigga
by phoenix is a simp October 18, 2021
Get the Thai Tongmug. Ee tongs are very hyper and athletic, overall extroverted and sociable. They like to do random things out of the blue. Appearance wise, they are very short and cute. They have lots of siblings who they love very much. In conclusion, they are a wonderful person who everyone needs in their life as they are very chirpy and makes your day.
by Hakuka November 22, 2023
Get the Ee Tongmug. 
Well being a average introverted girl is what she is but sometimes she likes to try to stand out but that rarely happens :”). Average grades but sometimes they do reach above expectations but sometimes below expectations even though being lazy and always procrastinate she always get work done on time. Xi Tong is a super rare name but it’s unique and no one would have it haha. Kind , beautiful, helpful and very indecisive but most of all she know when she need to stand up for them self, but… she doesnt see that in them self… almost everyone can compliment them but they wouldn’t believe them. She is Definitely is a good friend , even though her attitude may be bad she’ll comfort you and help u go through your problems with you. No one should take her for granted but many people did. While helping her friends , she has her own problems but she hides it almost every time. She may look okay but she’s not really fine. She’s the type of girl to have many friends but only a few close friends, she hates new things like new school , classrooms , classmates , but even though she’s sad to leave but she knows she has to move on. I think no one should take her for granted and definitely cherish the time they have with her :”)
by Leavy November 21, 2021
Get the Xi Tongmug. by McKenna adams November 15, 2017
Get the flip tongmug. a very sweet girl with a high EQ and always has a listening ear to let people rant to her.
whenever stressed, she would start to cry to let all the stress out and loves it when people go to her to comfort her
she also is someone who loves NCT. So if anyone does dare to insult her babies, she would not fail to be there to protect them and be there for the 21 of them
whenever stressed, she would start to cry to let all the stress out and loves it when people go to her to comfort her
she also is someone who loves NCT. So if anyone does dare to insult her babies, she would not fail to be there to protect them and be there for the 21 of them
by that chicken who crosses roads September 9, 2020
Get the Yu Tongmug. The chinese word for faggotry or faggot according to the tiktok queer idol @molly_chineseteacher who is an iconic skinny chinese legend.
It can be used in a post-ironic, endearing way, the same way we nan tongs eventually make every word…
It can be used in a post-ironic, endearing way, the same way we nan tongs eventually make every word…
sis, take your PrEP pill so you can safely participate in your nan tong.
yasss queen, me and the nan tongs are gonna listen to ariana and douche out our bad energy!
yasss queen, me and the nan tongs are gonna listen to ariana and douche out our bad energy!
by Aidan and Jamie June 15, 2023
Get the nan tongmug.