flesh tampon

A penis, which is commonly used for sexual encounters and clogging the vagina.

Lauren craves the flesh tampon daily, no hourly, no minutely, wait secondly.

by lauren and sarah... and kristin September 30, 2006

tampowned

Getting beat up so badly that tampons are required to stop the bleeding

Dude, Eddie got so tampowned after they shoved that pool cue up his ass.

by Nelson Wilbury January 16, 2006

Temporal Paradox

1: When the very flow of time colapses upon in itself due to a temporal incursion or "Time Travel" Noteworthy people who have gone backward in time would be...Well, that guy in Timecop....Shut up.
Anyhoo, don't go back in time, because you'll only crush a mosquito and destroy Berlin.

For more information on time paradoxes, Play TimeSplitters: Future Perfect. or watch a ST: Voyager episodes when it goes back in time...They have it down.

2. Whatever went on with Red Foreman and that big ship in Star Trek: Voyager. Like, seriously, WTF? Temporal Shielding? And why could they live forever if they're protected from time. They'd age normally! Sorry, it's just the fact you could erase places from time looks cool, but is just not feasible.

"What the hell, you're me!"
"Yeah, I knew you'd say that. Take this key, it's for that door. You won't make it through without it."
"If you couldn't make it through, who gave it to you?"
"I did"
"What?!"
"Just shut up, I gotta go and save us from a big snake"
"If you're me, then-"
"1978"
"But when"
"Yesterday"
"How-"
"I'm you right?"
"Oh yeah....How many fingers am I holding up?"
"I'm you, I'm not psychic....4"
"F%$#!"
"Really, now go on ahead through that door, and watch out for...Never mind"
"Huh?"

by Xel'Naga April 6, 2005

suck her tampon

A euphemism some what like, "pee in her butt." Only on a more extreme level. Used in a situation where the female target is so hot that the guy would perform oral sex on her during her menstrual cycle. Furthermore, would suck her freshly removed tampon.

Joe:"Man that chick is banging!"
Matt:" For real, I'd suck her tampon!"

by Rajun Cajun March 17, 2009

tomboy

A girl who doesn't care about what to wear for the day. She usually wears jeans or pants without any pink or feminine colors on it. She sometimes wear baggy clothes. She would prefer gaming over make-up or jewelry, sports over shopping, tennis shoes over high-heeled or 'cute' shoes, etc.

I'm part tomboy (if that's even possible)

by hiyay23 March 3, 2010

Emotional Tampon

being the person who everyone goes to to talk about their problems but in the end they may just throw u aside

I've been talking to this really hot chick in school, shes been going through a tough time and i may ask her out next weekend.

Dude.... your just and emotional tampon I wouldn't expect anything out of it

by PWR Mustang August 3, 2010

Tomboy

Tomboy: a lot better than girly people that's for sure. strong, can actually fight, into sports, they act like boys and that makes life much easier, rather mud than nail polish any day, not the favorite when it comes to popularity, doesn't use like, OMG, totally, and IM talk at all, doesn't take ages to get ready for anything, the best kind of being on earth

Tomboy 1- Yo sup man?
Guy- Not much dude you?
Tomboy- Doing great but those stupid girly people are giving me crap again
Guy- That sucks man

by tomboy7 March 9, 2009