0-tolerance

making no exception to a rule or law

The town had a 0-tolerance policy for DUI.

by The Return of Light Joker January 31, 2008

Mustache-Tober

The month of October combined with the celebratory act of growing a glorious mustache. Beginning October 1st and ending October 31st. A celebration of men growing mustaches. Created by two awesome and legendary firefighters.

Hey dude are you going to participate in Mustache-Tober this year? Of course, I always grow my amazing facial follicles for Mustache-Tober.

by He's a guy November 1, 2014

Love and Tolerate

A term used by Bronies (Male or female fans of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic) that tells others even Anti-Bronies that they won't turn to hate and violence to stop the Anti-Bronies/trolls from hating.

Anti-Brony: You know you are a faggot for watching a kid's show.
Brony: We love and tolerate everyone even people like you.
Anti-Brony: Whatever faggot
Brony: Love and tolerate

by Kivil5 July 5, 2015

Toledo Funguito

1. The act of a man not washing his penis for two years. He can accomplish this by covering his genetalia with a shower cap when he bathes, leaving a condom or balloon on his penis at all times, or by just skipping washing himself altogether. Once his penis is especially filthy and overgrown with mushrooms and other molds, and his pubics an enchanted forest full of woodland creatures, he will have unpretected intercourse with a lady. If all goes well, the animals populating his pubic region will leap onto the fur of the man's partner, thus spreading the fun and the funguito to as many people as possible.

2. The act of a man collecting his semen in a bowl or other dish for several months. Once he has a good amount built up (2 cups or so), he will leave it in a damp, warm, dark area for upwards of two years. When he uncovers his treat, it should have a thick, green, mossy coating on the top. He will then scoop as much of his fungusy prize as he can into his dominant hand, spring on an unsuspecting lady, and throw it into her welcoming face. If he chooses, he is welcome to say something victorious along the lines of, "You've been Funguitoed!" to the victim.

A member of the "Holy Toledo Trinity", along with the "Toledo Burrito" and the "Toledo Mosquito".

"Did you hear about Terry? He pulled off a Toledo Funguito this weekend. Apparently he's been jerking off into a bowl and wearing a shower cap over his penis for, like, two years."

"Weird."

by The Earl of Teabag September 14, 2008

toley

poo,shite,massive crap!
if you dont get it look in your tiolet when your done

me:im goin for a big steaming toley
person:bring me one too

by adam humphreys May 13, 2005

abortion-tolerant

A better term for pro-choice if you aren't necessarily for abortions but also not against it.

I don't like abortions but I'm not against them entirely, I guess you could say I'm "abortion-tolerant"

by Matt Huff August 29, 2009

lactose and tolerant

Someone who get the Neapolitan ice-cream, and eats all the flavors, not just the good ones.

i just ate that whole thing of ice-cream, not because I'm fat, I am lactose and tolerant

by nigahpleez July 16, 2010