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Todd Howard 

Todd Howard, are you talking about God Howard, holy father of Fallout 76?
Todd Howard by Ras Barry December 11, 2018
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Todd Gack 

A person using false excuses notably spurious bets knowing he'll lose in order to extract (win) dates from attractive women; character from NBC sitcom Seinfeld that placed a small bet knowing he'll lose.
Todd Gack by zksi December 11, 2013

Todd Snider 

Greatest Folk Singer ever. Most known for the song "Beer Run" but has many other great songs. Has recently gained a ton of popularity in the Americana music scene.

Todd is Originally from Portland Oregon but currently resides in East Nashville, TN. Released his first album "Songs for the Daily Planet" in 1994 His latest release "The Storyteller" was released in February of 2011

Todd is known for telling stories about his songs during live performances that may last up to 18 minutes.
I bought the new Todd Snider album yesterday it is amazing.
Todd Snider by fatcatracing May 1, 2011

Todd Fuck 

A room or area that someone named Todd has had sex in.
I was in that room. And that room couldn't have been your room, because that room did not smell like Todd Fuck.
Todd Fuck by Amphrosia Jones May 22, 2008

Todd Van Poppel money 

Phrase used by Brien Taylor, former MLB #1 pick of the New York Yankees, and his family under the advice of agent Scott Boras. The Yankees offered him about $350,000, the usual amount for a #1 pick, but Taylor informed them he would be holding out for "Todd Van Poppel money", in reference to previous year's draftee Todd Van Poppel, who was given $1.2 million to sign with the Oakland Athletics. Taylor was eventually given more than $1.55 million. Humorously, Brien Taylor never ended up in the majors after tearing his labrum in a bar fight, and Van Poppel spent the majority of his career as a mediocre middle reliever.
This phrase pops up frequently around drafts, when high draftees are expected to ask for ridiculous amounts of money rivaling the contracts of many proven veterans and younger stars.
It can also be used in everyday situations when referring to a relatively large amount of money, especially when said money is being offered to convince you to do something heinous.
John: Hey Dan, I'll give you $20 to burn off your nutsack hair.

Dan: Hell no, you'd have to give me Todd Van Poppel money to do that.

Todd Gibbs 

A religious Figure emerging in the late 1980's came to public view in the early 2000's many notable feats making him well known through out his native pacific northwest and quickly gaining a small following. law enforcement have yet to make any sort of move because Todd Gibbs has not committed any illegal activities.

many of his followers ascribe to him to have god like status, praising him in a facetious manner and exaggerating his greatness.

while no one is sure of exactly what Todd Gibbs looks like it is rumored that he is a giant, or has giangantisism claims on his emmence strength and inhuman penis have been made but may be rumors started by his followers.
This Song can often be heard in Todd Gibb's Presence

Praise Todd, from Whom all blessings flow;
Praise Him, all creatures here below;
Praise Him above, ye Heavenly Host;
Praise Because He rocks the Most. Amen.

Todd Gibbs takes the bus to work, he walks but he picks up the bus and takes it with him.

Todd Gibbs had sex with three women at once. when he was 9

when Todd Gibbs goes Camping He purposely brings women on their period with him so he can eat fresh bear meat
Todd Gibbs by Colte the Pirate January 7, 2007