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surfing the crimson tide 

menstruating also known as on the blob, having the painters in,
As Carol was surfing the crimson tide, she thought that wearing white trousers, roller skating and jumping out of aeroplanes like in the Bodyform commercials was probably NOT actually a good idea

ride the tide 

you wanna survive? you have to ride the tide mate!
ride the tide by @wallflower March 24, 2018

Crimson Tide 

Especially heavy menstural cycle, usually suffered by coeds in Tuscaloosa, AL
Peggy-sue couldn't keep her date with her brother to watch the Bama football game because her crimson tide overflowed her maxipad.
Crimson Tide by Voodoo-man 13 November 6, 2011

Roll Tide 

A person who commits incest, usually in the south (mostly in Alabama)
Alex: Roll tide your mom for me.
Byron: yes daddy
Roll Tide by Roll tide boi June 7, 2018

low tide 

The name commonly given to someone who smells like rotton seafood.
"Damn, Low Tide, go take a shower, and brush your ass while your at it"

"Mutha fuckin Low Tide over there stunk up the whole place and skeerd off all the patoties."
low tide by B Matt December 14, 2008

alabama crimson tide 

The Alabama Crimson Tide football team is one of the oldest programs in the country, starting in 1892. It holds a record 21 SEC championships, and 12 National Championships. The NCAA also recognizes Alabama as National Champions 5 other times. More than 53 bowl appearances, 17 hall-of-famers, 91 All-Americans honored 101 times.

National Champions: 1925, 1926, 1930, 1934, 1941, 1961, 1964, 1965, 1973, 1978, 1979, 1992.
Other National Champions in NCAA record book: 1945, 1962, 1966, 1975, 1977.
Bowl Record: 30 wins, 20 losses, 3 ties.

Note: Alabama defeated Texas Tech, 13-10, in January 2006 for their 30th bowl win - an NCAA record.
Who is the best college team in history? That's right, Alabama Crimson Tide.